Roses? are red Violets are blue, Kangaroos like Oranges, Poems suck, Refrigerator.

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What did the white man say to the muslim? Hi

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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How did the blonde girl get pregnant? Her boyfriend used a condom left in his pants and then was washed. Making it defective and causing her her to become pregnant.

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What's long and hard and looks like plastic? A plastic baton.

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I spilled Spot Remover on my dog. Now he is blind and has chemical burns all over his body.

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What did the nazi say to the jew? im gay

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Who can make 50 iPads in 1 hour? An Asian

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Want to here a joke? Then get off this site!

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A man walks into a bar. While he sits on a barstool, a man greets him politely, and they proceed with light conversation.

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I think people who go to see a psychiatrist need their head examining.

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Do you know how I know you're gay? 'Cuz your penis tastes like shit.

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what's shaped like a tree? a tree

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What do you get when you mix Catholicism and Islam? War

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What is worse than spending time with in-laws? Nothing.

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What is the difference between a black guy and a road? One you put tar on and the other one is a road

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Q: What's the difference between a dead baby and a ferrari? A: The dead baby was once alive, while the ferrari couldn't possibly have lived since it's a car and cars are inanimate objects.

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what did the white singer say to the black rapper? I would like to do a song with you seeing as how we have 2 separate audience types i believe this would prove the song to be successful

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A brunette, a blonde, and a redhead walk into a bar. There is also a woman with black hair standing outside, and the man next to her is bald.

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My penis is small, Just kidding, it's huge.

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What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Frostbite.

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Justin Bieber walked into a gay-bar, The whole world applauded.

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Knock Knock! Whose there? Adolf Hitler

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what happened to the 4 year old girl who got stuck in the freezer? She froze.

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