When life hands you lemons, you should question your sanity

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Cat got your tongue? Punch it in the face, and retrieve your tongue.

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What is green and has weels? A green bycicle.

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What drink is dark yellow and freshly squeezed from one of the most healthy snacks? Piss.

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What do you call an Arab flying a plane? A pilot.

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What has two legs but can't walk? A quadriplegic man who lost mobility in his legs due to a horrific logging accident.

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Suddenly the Titanic started sinking, its a shame it sunk before anyone managed to find out what it was sinking about.

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why did the plane crash? the pilot was a loaf of bread.

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Lethal injection is a lot more humane than the electric chair. I know because nobody's complained about it yet.

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Why was little billy sad? He had a crouton stuck up his asshole.

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Why didn't the elephant do any tricks? It was dead.

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Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

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Roses are red Bacon is too Rhyming is hard bacon

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What ended the black family's picnic? Rain.

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How come Hellen keller is blind and deaf? Cause she is a women.

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Why did Jake have a bad spring break? Because he got hit by a car and died

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Why did John go outside? His house was on fire.

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Roses are red, Violets are black, Why is your chest, as flat as your back

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Why did the girl put on make-up and perfume? Because she was ugly and smelled bad.

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What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot.

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How do two blondes stay alive at the bottom of a pool for 30 minutes? They don't and they died.

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http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=LJP1DphOWPs#!

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Psychic wanted. You know where to apply.

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Old guitars sound like cat's guts

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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