- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock knock who's there?... a stupid punchline because the door is imaginary and I am just wasting your time telling a knock knock joke

i want justin beiber to release more albums so that i can not buy them

Why did Sally fall of the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock! Who's there? Sally with prosthetic arms.

why did the chicken cross the road? the holocaust

Q. You know what sucks A. Being an orphan

What do you tell a woman with two black eyes? Nothing. She's already been told twice.

Knock knock. Who's there? Jahova's witnesses.

What do two siblings have in common? They both want the other to get hit by a bus.

Why do migrant birds fly to the south? Because they can't get there on foot.

Where did Suzy go during the bombing? Everywhere

What is white and tastes like cotton candy? Jizz

I AM SOFA KING WE TOD HEAD - AV

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know. He values his privacy and will not tell me his motives.

I've had amnesia as long as I can remember

What is worse than finding a worm in an apple? The Holocaust

- Mom, you've got a banana in your ear. - Son I can't hear you I've got a banana in my ear!

So a horse walks into a bar, animal service is called and after being unable to locate the owner he is put down.

Hi my name is Jim

A Mexican walks up to a fence in Texas and watches as the police take away his next door neighbor for tax evasion.

Why do black people eat so much fried chicken? Because it's delicious!

If one of us goes, all of us go. If we all go, none of us are left out.

Ipod to earbuds: "hey buds" earbuds response: "sup player"

Have you heard the joke that they don't tell retarded people? You haven't? Well then alright let me tell you because it's actually quite amusing.

A drunk man is that last one inside a very popular bar. He passed out on the counter before he ordered a drink. The bartender is angry at a sale lost, which would have been his millionth sale before closing time on the 1000th day of business. He goes home and hangs himself.

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