- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side

what did one black man say to the other black man? hello

a person cries in the corner you go over to them and rape them

What happen to the boy who poured water on his head? He got wet.

i dont like chris

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mark is mark

Why can't Helen Keller Drive? Because she's a women. Why can't Stephen Hawking speak freely with his voice? Because he's autistic.

how many Mexicans does it take to fix a light bulb? One, a Mexican can fix any thing.

A baby elephant steps on a lego. First thought, auch, huh ?! Actually, the lego was fine with it and so was the baby elephant. Now they're married and are expecting a baby legophant.

salad days!

Whats worse than a dead baby in a puddle of blood? A dead baby in soup.

why did the chicken cross the road? It was running from the black man

What do you call a dancing panda bear? I'm not sure, but panda bears are pretty big, so the possibility of them dancing is highly unlikely.

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm a paranoid schizophrenic and so am i

If you are riding on a broomstick and it breaks in the middle of the ocean... How many pieces of toast does it take to fill a light house? Purple, because Oranges cannot fly.

Yo momma's so fat, her lifespan is probably going to be very short and you will have to bury her soon.

what is worse than finding a worm in your apple the earth exploding

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Someone asked me yesterday why my friend Portier is named after a sports car... I mean, fair enough, it is a common misconception but they live in the country and her Dad drives a tractor; think it through. [L]

okay i know you read this far but this is the turning point

What's worse than the holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple.

Like this joke, bitch.

How could you ever watch a man hit another man and say nothing? UFC is on at 9:00pm.

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