Q: How did Whitney Houston die? A: Who?

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"Ask me if I'm a tree." "Are you a tree?" "No."

I once went seven years without sex, then I turned eight and my uncle raped me.

Chuck Norris once walked into a strip club, and had quite a nice time indeed!

Joke: What do you call cheese that's not yours? Nacho Cheese! Anti Joke: What do you call cheese that's not yours? Sally's Cheese

Knock Knock. Who's There? silence... Damn kids and their evasive tactics.

John and Mary had never met. They were like two hummingbirds who had also never met.

Why did carly drop her groceries Carly is a cow

Roses are red my name is Dave this poem makes no sense, micorwave

What is funny about 9/11. Nothing, it was a tragic day for the world.

they say that if you commit suicide, you have done nothing wrong. does that mean hitler did nothing wrong?

A jewish lady is cleaning a house to make some extra money. Its great that she can still find work in this economy.

Q. If Kim Kardashian and Kanye West were both drowning, what kind would you make? A. PBJ

Q:Why did the man rob the bank? A:He needed money.... duhhh -Ryan Vallee

What is Kanye West's main goal in life? To crush the hopes and dreams of singing stars on national television, beginning with Taylor Swift.

Whats not green and cant pee? Not a pea!

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what did one tree say to the other? move over

what is worse tahn finding a worm in your apple? finding hitler in your house.

Why does Mario wear coveralls? Because it makes practical sense for his full time job as a plumber.

who likes fried chicken? almost everyone because fried chicken is delicious

What did the pastor say to the rabbi? Hi (or some other greeting)

What do you call a black man with cancer? A very unfourtunate man.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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