A black man walks into a bar. The bartender says "I wont serve you." The black man says, "Why? Is it because of the color of my skin?" The bartender says, "No, its because your wearing a suit and on the front door it says no people in suits are allowed." So the black man took off his suit and was kindly served.

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Where do 4 Mexicans in a car go? In the Car Pool lane.

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What's the difference between Google Chrome and Bing? Not much. They are both very reliable and informative internet browsers.

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Knock Knock Whos there? Jonny Jonny who? Jonny tsunami, hope you can swim Japan

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What is it called when a Native American Indian man smacks a woman in the face for cheating on him? In police code it's called a "273D Domestic violence - Felony" most likely involving an insecure man with control problems simply adding to the stereotype that Native American's are drunk, abusive and domestically violent people.

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "Why the long face?" The horse doesn't respond because its a horse and cant speak or understand english and gallops out of the bar knocking over a few tables and stools.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Banana. Knock knock Who's there? Banana. Knock knock Who's there? You're in-laws. Bet you wish I said banana

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What's worse than missing Taco Tuesday? Your whole family dying in a car crash.

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Did you hear about the guy who fell out of the stands at the ranger game? He died.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree He had no limbs

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I hate it when sentences don't end the way you expect them potato.

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I'm banging your sister.

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How much does a fat penguin weigh? 45 kilograms.

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Why did the koala bear fall outta the tree? He died. Why did the second koala fall out of the tree?? He was stapled to the first koala. Why did the third koala fall out of the tree?? He had no arms. Why did the fourth koala fall out of the tree?? He thought it was a race to the bottom. Why did the fifth koala fall out of the tree?? Peer Pressure.

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You Know Wats Funny? Jokes....

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What do you get if you cross a bulldog with a schitzu? A half breed prone to allergies and breathing problems.

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What did the man say when he lost all his hair? Man: My life has been getting worse and worse ever since I developed cancer.

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Why did the terrorist miss the flight he was supposed to blow up? He forgot his passport.

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A man sees a bum laughing. He asks the bum "Why are you laughing", at which point the bum replies "I'm a bum!"

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Why did the plane crash and everybody die on board? The plane crashed because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

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womens rights

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Can a man reproduce with only one testicle? No because girls don't dig that sh*t

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Why did the old man wander into the highway? He hated his life.

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What did the man say halfway through his sponsored trek across the Sahara desert? Well this was a dumb idea

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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