- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have 5 fingers The middle one is for you

Have you heard about the Polish hockey team? They're not very good, but what they lack in skills they make up for in enthusiasm and good team spirit.

Why does Michael J. Fox make the best milkshakes? Because he uses only the finest ingedients.

What did the gun say to the pencil? Draw

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What do you call Michael? A homosexual person who is nice, however he is still gay.

A muslim gets on a plane. He is then flown to his destination.

Knock Knock Who's there? I'm going to kill your family.

how do you starve a man who is on welfare? hide his food stamps under his work boots.

What do retards say when someone knocks on the door... NOBY HOME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!.....................and that concludes our moment of silence

whats an orphans favorite memory? Not one with his/her parents! PWNED TO ALL YOU ORPHANS OUT THURRRRR!!!!

How many dead kittens can you fit into a trunk? -19

Women's sports.

why did the baby die because it was diagnosed with lukimia

I once went seven years without sex, then I turned eight and my uncle raped me.

"Ask me if I'm a tree." "Are you a tree?" "No."

Joke: What do you call cheese that's not yours? Nacho Cheese! Anti Joke: What do you call cheese that's not yours? Sally's Cheese

Chuck Norris once walked into a strip club, and had quite a nice time indeed!

Whats the difference between a black baby and a white baby? the black baby is black

what rhymes with sloth? -RaPe-

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

This is Jeff and I gots to take a HUGE SHIT. I bet its gonna be smelly and runny. After I wipe I'm gonna lick it and taste it. I bet it tastes GOOD. I hope it has a lil blood in it too.

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What happened to the man who jumped into a puddle? He contracted hypothermia due to the low temperatures of the water. He died the next day.

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