- Anti Joke

No, I do not have the will, I have a family now, I make a living writing fiction, and well, play a small role in keeping not national, but worldwide stability in such things as the economics. The thing is, that you are renegades, you do not break the law, but you like to do things your own way, that gets you enemies among the so called "paragons" in the face of society and media. Its just like back in the days, if CIA, The Feds, Interpol and such are known as the "Paragons of civilization" or "the good guys" if you prefer, they can point towards you guys, and say "these are evil", and then nothing can stop them.

If life throws you melons, not only might you be dyslexic, but you are probably also uneducated, since the phrase is "if life gives you lemons".

How many babies does it take to change a light bulb? No amount of them could ever figure it out. They all tremble with fear in the dark.

Why did the fat man go to America? Because he was excited to get of work for vacation.

How did the girl with no arms fall out the window? I pushed her.

Q: what do you call a bunch of dead accountants? A: the holacost.

What do you call a guy who answers your door Whatever his name his

How did the family of Cubans get to Florida? They flew first class from their home in upstate New York.

A Squirrel gets ready for hybernation. 21 You Stupid

Know what's worse than three bee stings? living every day in fear of your schizophrenic hallucinations

Roses are red Violets are blue Roses are green I'm bipolar

what has 4 legs but can't walk? a paralyzed dog

Roses are red pickel are green i split you legs whats in between

What's black and white and red all over? Colors

Did you hear about the plane that crashed and killed 1000 people? My sister has cancer.

How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? As much as he wants to.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between Izzy and a hobo? Nothing...they both have no job and no friends

stevie wonder watched a movie yesterday

Where did Susie go after an explosion? Everywhere

Guess who didn't have breakfast this morning? Kids in Africa

if a fat man in a red suit puts you in a bag at night. its not santa your getting raped

Q: What did the Mexican kid get for Christmas? A: My bike.