- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the man say halfway through his sponsored trek across the Sahara desert? Well this was a dumb idea

Jews... The only funny thing they did was piss off Adolf Hitler

what do you call cheese that isn't yours? Chuck Norris' Cheese

What's black, white, and red all over? A penguin in a blender.

What do you call someone with no legs nor arms? Mat

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Robin, get in the car.

Two men are sitting on a park bench discussing the anatomy of goats. Where is Bertha? Teaching the principals of mathematics to blind orphins in Moscow, Russia.

A very unattractive girl bent over in front of me. I proceeded to be sick, and then I choked on my sick. I died. My family mourn my death every day.

Q: What's the difference between a Ferrari and a pile of dead babies? A: I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

How many anti-jokes does it take to change a light bulb? Since anti-jokes are not concrete objects, any change would have to occur metaphorically or abstractly. The number of anti-jokes required would then be irrelevant.

Why is the guy fat? Because he eats too much.

What time is it when an elephant sits on your car? 12:00

Knock knock. Who's there? the police.

What is funnier than a barrel full of clowns? The holocaust.

What's the difference between an elephant and a toaster. A lot of things.

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Why did John fall down the stairs? Because John is a paraplegic and is incapable of going to down stairs without aid.

Why did the man have an erection? He had just masturbated.

Knock Knock Who's There Santa Santa Who? I stole your dog.

How did the mermaid break her arm? She fell out of a tree.

why hppened when the little boy failed his math test? He cut off his penis, shaved his head and hung himself

Why did little Suzy fall off the swing? She didn't have arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Suzy.

Why did the man get a haircut? Because he had long hair.

Knock knock Knock knock Knock knock I have outsimers Wait why am i here?

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