Why did the bones cross the road? They didn't, the dogs ate them.

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What's worse than having a worm in your apple? The Holocaust.

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baskets

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KNOCK! KNOCK! Who's there?! ... Ditched again!

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What do you call a black baby? A nigglet

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do not read this(this is intended to be read)

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One day, 2 people were gonna fight after school and then the final bell rung. Everyone gathered in the bathroom to watch the fight. The challenger asks the opponent, "Hey whats that one thing you say when you let the other person win?" then the opponent says, "I give up?" The opponent yells, "I win!"

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Roses are red I have a phone,no texts me am forever alone~The Jokers

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Knock Knock whose there your biological parents REALLY No

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What's black, white, and red all over? Half of a dalmatian.

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"Knock Knock" "Whose there?" "It's who's." The grammar nazi has struck again.

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Q: Why did the baby cross the road A: He was stapled to the chicken

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

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What do you get when you have sex with a $10 prostitute? Nothing, she's clean. She may be low-scale, but she'll be damned if she's not careful.

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^that joke a piece of shit

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why did the monkey fall out of the tree? it was dead.

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Knock Knock Who's There? The Police The Police Who? Uhm, Ma'am your son just died in a car wreck

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What did the officer say to the black man? You're under arrest.

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How do you make a plumber cry? You kidnap his family.

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knock knock. who's there? someone.

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how many jews can you fit in a volkenswagen? 2 jews in the front 2 jews in the back 15 jews in the ashtray

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Whats the worst thing about seeing a truck being snapped in half? It was mine

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A bear and a rabbit sits by a small lake in the forest, taking a shit. After a while, the bear asks the rabbit: "Do you have problems with shit hanging from you fur after you're done?" The Rabbitm ponders, and responds: "No, bear. I really don't". Than the bear wiped his ass with some moss.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have a gun, Get in the car.

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Anti Joke

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