What's worse than a spider bite? Two spider bites. What's worse than two spider bites? The fact that 1/3 of people get cancer. What's worse than that? Three spider bites.

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poo is yummy

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There were 4 black people in a Cadillac driving off a cliff. The sad thing was it was a nice car.

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A deaf, mute clown wearing nothing but a dead cat, a rainbow wig, and his own feces breaks into a couples home on April fools day. Then he murders them both because he is an escaped patient from an asylum for the criminally insane.

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Your momma's so fat, her doctor seriously recommends that she lose weight for the sake of her health and happiness.

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Knock Knock Whos there? I dunno I didnt answer the door

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A white straight man, a black gay man, and an Asian bisexual woman walk into a bar. They are enjoying their drinks until one overly intoxicated man makes a remark towards the group in reference to their diversity in race, sexual orientation, and sex. The bar crowd is enthused with the drunk man's genius in not only constructing a joke to cover all three categorical descriptions of the group, but in guessing each member's sexuality based on their respective appearances.

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Why couldn't the plane fly? The pilot was a muffin.

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You know you're a redneck when you come from a rural area and behave as such.

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What happened to the teacher? He taught his students.

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What did the blonde say to the brunette? I'm sorry your brother died

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whats brown and sticky? a four week dead uunborn african child...

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What did the unicorn say when he was kicked out of the grocery store? Nothing, dodo birds dont exist

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Why was the Asian so good at ping-pong? Disciprine.

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A man walks into a bar, and spends all his money because he is an alchoholic.

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A hitman and his target walked in the same bar togather what happend? nothing because a hitman has better things to do and the target would lay low.

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Yo mamma's so stupid she sits on the TV and watches the couch. :) By Drew Bolton

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why was the old woman angry? fig pudding.

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person 1:Dude, look at the news person 2:Yea man, its D ick Cheney person 1: what a d ick head

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Yo' mama's such a hoe she got arrested last week for prostitution charges!

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Two hillbillies are sitting in a van. It's friday and one of them suggests they should play a game of 20 Questions. The other one agrees. The first hillbilly thinks of the word 'donkey dick'. - Is it something you can eat? the second hillbilly asks. - Yes, the first one replies. - Is it a donkey dick? - Yes.

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wanna hear a joke? women rights. -ZombieUr

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A man walks into a bar. His alcohol dependency is tearing his family apart.

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A blonde walks into a bar and orders a drink. The end.

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Anti Joke

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