- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why do white people go to black people's yard sales? Because they know they sale good quality stuff -Travis

1: What is a gum wrapper with no gum? 2: A wrapper? 1: No.

Q: Why were the chicken and the cow friends? A: Because they shared common interests.

Three blondes walk into a bar. They have an intellectual conversation over some drinks.

what do you get when you cross an African with a Rhinoceros? A rhinoceros.

a dyslexic Satan worshiper sold his soul to Santa

What's funny about the old man who got stabbed? Nothing... you're a sick person!

When life gives you lemons ....go murder a clown.

Why did little Suzie fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. A. Knock, Knock! B. Who's There? Not Suzie.

Who keeps knocking on the wall? My neighbors have sex a lot.

An Irishman walks into a bar. He orders whiskey. An American enters the same bar. He orders a beer. A blonde Frenchwoman enters the same bar. She says "Gimme whatever the Irisman ordered! Double it! He's cool!" She started talking to the American

thermodynamics?

A choir boy is hit by a car outside church. Someone runs to him and says "shall I fetch the priest?" The boy starts to mumble something but quickly loses consciousness, and later dies after 16 hours in ICU.

Whats pink and screaming? a skinned baby in a bucket of vinegar+

how do you find will smith in the snow? with rescue dogs

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? A fat man fell on him

Why couldn't the old lady take her Afghan Hound to the vet after the dog had been brutally harassed? She was dead.

i like how everyone hates a german version of an antijoke but no one has aknowleged the english one

I hate long jokes -_-

Person 1: Why do eskimos wash their clothes in tide? Person 2: It works very well.

Why did the world not end in 2012? Because the Mayans were drunks.

I love watching pom Get your minds out of the gutter

How does a cow does a cow do an evil laugh? Mooooooohahahahaha

Whats worse than seeing your mom naked. Your dad.

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