Question: How did the chicken get to the other side of the road? Answer: Too find his joint.

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I hate blackniggers

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a kangaroo walks in to a bar and sits down. Kangaroo's live in Auustralia

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Why did the boy throw the clock out the window? In a desperate, but unsuccessful attempt to save his mothers life, as a serial killer pulled her into his van

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A Mexican, a Caucasian, and an African-American jump out of an airplane. They all die.

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why is santa so jolly? hes not hes a fictional character made up by our parents imagination

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SCP-009-J is missing. Where has it gone? Is it under the table? Was it sat upon? Is it there on the ceiling? Is it under the rug? Was it gobbled right up by a quantum pillbug? Did it run through the tunnel? Did it fall down the stair? Was it sent back in time to a carnival fair? Did it get on a train to a far-away place? Is it locked in a falsified beacon from space? Did it fall in the oobleck and [DATA EXPUNGED]? If it clogged up the sink, will it have to be plunged? Just where has SCP-009-J gotten to? Oh wait, that's right! SCP-009-J is you!

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A man walked into a metal bar, they were playing Metallica.

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What did the President give his wife for her birthday? Women's Rights.

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Chuck Norris doesn't call the wrong number. He calls the right number.

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"What happened to John after he got drunk 12 years ago"- police "I don't really don't know that question"- John Jr.

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I'm gay. No homo.

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Wanna hear a joke? Denver Broncos.

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How many 1 ft dwarfs does it take to climb up a 55 ft ladder? Only one. It's just a ladder. All you gotta do is climb up it.

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You're mum is so fat, she has low self-esteem

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What do you call it when Chuck Norris gambles? Chuck Norris does not gamble. That would imply the chance of losing.

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Why'd the man walk his dog His pen ran out of ink

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What is brown and has 15 legs? (They answer "What?") Reply: I don't know I was hoping you would.

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How do you get someone to come out of the closet? Unlock it

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How much wood could a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck Norris? well no one knows for certain, but they do know there's alot of fridges involved

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I never asked for this.

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Knock knock who's there?... a stupid punchline because the door is imaginary and I am just wasting your time telling a knock knock joke

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What's the difference between a baby and a watermelon? Chuck Noris

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Okay, I just really want you to trust me again,

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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