What do you call a snail driving a boat? An accident waiting to happen.

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kiss me?

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What do you call a puppy in alaska? A cold PUPPY!!!!!

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What did the 5 cent store clerk say to the customer? That will be 5 cents.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Nobody knows, he was hit by a car.

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I am not racist., I have a black man in my family tree! He is still hanging there

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How do you kill chuck norris? With a gun...from 40 feet away

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Why can't a black guy be the King of England? He's not in line for it.

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What did the mother get at the grocery store? Food.

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Black Person Eating Fried Chicken

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? The Batmobile only seats one, you'll have to take the bike Boy Wonder.

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I AM DEAD, FUCKING, SERIOUS! NOW GET OVER HERE MOMMY I WANT TO... ...Thats pretty disgusting, I was born a man, maybe an infant man, but a man regardless. So how about you stop showcasing me to people here and we just take off? I mean I am dead tired and sleepy, I would say good night, but its day here now so yeah.

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Q: How did Helen Keller's parents punish her? A: They beat her.

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What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? One is a human being belonging to a particular religious minority and the other is a delicious Italian food favoured by English speaking western cultures. The problem with this anti-joke is that the facts are not correct, pizza was originally invented and China; however,it looked quite different then what might be considered pizza by our standards, when pizza was brought to Italy it was improved to make what we now consider pizza in modern times. While some people may consider pizza an Italian food, this would be failing to give credit to the Chinese who invented it.

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A blonde and a brunette both starred in a TV show.. It was called Beavis and Butthead.

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whats big, black and red all over? My mom when its that time of the month

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What has two thumbs and is very pale? A dead baby.

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How many licks does it take to get to the tootsie roll center of a tootsie pop? 124

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you ever hear the joke about the rabbi, the pope and an elephant? No? well its a good one...

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a man walked into a bar ouch

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Gorden Brown.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was a registered six affender.

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What is the biggest lie in the entire universe? I agree to the terms of service.

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Your birth certificate is an apology letter from the condom factory.

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