Why did the dog stop barking. It was given a good reason to.

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What did the kind hearted wolf do when he saw the small, helpless, fluffy bunny? He ate it.

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What did God say to the snake when the Snake decided to ignore God and just give Eve the apples? Snake what are you doing? Answer me, SNAKE! SNAAAAAAAAAAAAAKE! *DUN DUN DURUDUN! DU DU DUN! *gunshot* Moral: I just hate thumbs ups, and the comments where I omit this receives those horrible green thumbs instead of them sexy red ones, so there goes.

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Three males walked into a bar. one of them was a kangaroo.

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How many cows does it take to put in a lightbulb? Well, you see, it depends how many cows it takes to put in a lightbulb.

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Your mother is a very respectable woman.

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hey i just met you.... and this might just sound crazy but i have a bad case of short term memory .....were we talking????

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What's worse than the Holocaust? Seeing duplicates of the top jokes.

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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Are you from Tennessee? Because you smell like crystall meth.

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I lost my tractor.

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What's green and has wheels? A green car.

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Me: Why are red onions actually purple..? Dad: I don't know Sister: *sarcastic* Well, Why is it rainy in London? Me: ....Because that's the weather pattern.

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Knock Knock Who's there? DC Soames. I'm arresting you for the suspected abduction and rape of Holly Harman.

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Whats red and smells like blue paint? Nothing really

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Why did the virgin jerk until his hand was raw? He didn't have lotion.

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a man walks into a bar... it was a crow-bar

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Luckily Captain America was able to rescue Hitler just before he was trapped in the ice for many years... Thanks to his brave efforts the war continued many more years! Captain America under ice: Why do I get the feeling I did something wrong? Hmm... 30 years later Cap: DAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAMNNNNNN!!!!!! Moral: On ice, tickets sold out... no clothing required, ladies only, None under 16!

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whats red and bad for your teeth? A Brick

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A cup of ranch walks into a lemon

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ring ring young man: dad? mom's dead? woman: i think you dialed the wrong number young man: .......oh im sorry, you're absolutely right, silly me! woman: don't worry about it. young man: (chuckles) click

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What do you call a black man who has become a millionare? A financhaly successful buisnessman who worked hard to be where he is today.

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What happened to the man who jumped into a puddle? He contracted hypothermia due to the low temperatures of the water. He died the next day.

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What's red and eats tulips? Your face!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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