Wanna know a funny word? Pickle-weasel.

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What is green, has four legs, and if it falls out of a tree it can hurt you? A pool table.

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A hipster gets summoned for jury duty. The case is solved promptly and everyone goes home happy.

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if life gives you lemonnde your probally halusinating

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I'm so hot my father calls me son.

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What do you call 12 black doctors in a dark room? 12 black doctors in a dark room.

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how do you make old people hate eachother? put them in a night time psychology class

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Police say's 'have you been drinking' and you reply back saying 'YES' then the police brings out the blower and you blow, it says on it that you are fine, but then the cops ask you 'what did you drink' and you just say 'well i drank juice for breakfast then had some water, tea, coffee' the cops get really angry but before he says anything you say that ' I AM MUSLIM'

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Yo mama's house is so small that she had to get a better job in order to buy a bigger one.

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What is large, white, and can't climb trees? A refrigerator.

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Roses are Red, Violets are blue, Run Quick, Before I eat you and die of obesity due to high blood pressure and bad heart disease!!!

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A prostitute has sex with a man. She gave him herpes.

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A priest walks past a mailbox with the number 666 on it. Nothing happens, because it is an ordinary mailbox.

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A women president

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Four homosexuals walk into a bar. They notice that there's only one stool left at the bar itself. They sat at a table with four chairs. They had a delightful time.

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Why did the man climb the mountain? Because he lacked excitement in his life.

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What's the difference between jelly and jam? Jelly is made from the juice of the fruit while jam is made from the pulp of the fruit.

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What's worse than the holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple.

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A plane full of atheists, with one Christian, crashes into a field over Ohio. Everybody but the Christian dies upon impact. Amazed, a news reporter on the scene of the crash, asks the man, "How did you suvive this tragic event?" "I had a parachute." Responds the man.

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your mamas so fat all she gets for christmas and her birthday is girdles!

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I was visiting my grandad the other day and my phone died, I was really bored, he told me I rely too much on technology I replied with 'no you do' and Unplugged his life support

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Why was the man afraid of the pack of wolves? The man was blind and heard his stomach growling even though he had just eaten two buckets of KFC.

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Why did the bus crash? Because the driver was a watermelon.

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Spinabifita

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Anti Joke

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