"Want to hear a joke? Tough."

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Why w\s the English man, the French man, the German man, the Indian man, the Chinese man, the Irish man, the American man and the russian man all on a train together? They where going to the olympics.

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How many electricians does it take to change a lightbulb? One.

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Why can't a Tyrannosaurus-Rex clap? It's Dead.

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Joe used to always talk about his family and his two wonderful kids Joe can no longer talk to or about his family because his smoking habits have gotten out of control

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What just hit my face? The floor

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A convict escapes a prison he's been in for 15 years. He's soon tracked down by police and put back in jail where he'll serve another 2 years of jail time along with his 5 remaining years.

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What did the black kid get for his birthday? Yo bike!

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say this really fast dick chick, chick, dick, dick chick,chick dick, dick chick if you cant like it

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Why is limety snicket a kike pussy? cuz will ferrell shit in his asshole

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What did the gay man say to the deaf man? I don't know, I can't hear.

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What do you get if you buy a big mac with a ten pound note? Change.

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What is black and white and red all over? Two Nuns in a chainsaw fight.

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Whats green and looks like eggs? Green eggs.

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Pinus Testicles

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And Judas approached the rabbis and Pharisees saying, "The one whom I kiss is the one you seek. " To which they responded, "Gay. "

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Anthony Dephillips is handsome

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What's funny about using a shake weight? It resembles masturbating with a penis.

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There are four worms walking in a straight line. The first worm says, "Hey, there's a worm walking behind me!" The second worm says, "Hey, there's a worm walking behind me, too!" The third worm says, "Hey, there's a worm walking behind me, too!" The fourth worm says, "Hey, there's a worm walking behind me, too!" How can this be? ...the fourth worm lied!

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Everyone knows a sandwich made with bacon, lettuce, and tomato is a BLT, but what do you call a sandwich made with tomato, bacon, and lettuce? A BLT.

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Why didn't the baby cry? It was stillborn.

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What did the moose say to the hunter? I don't know, what? Nothing, a moose is an animal therefore it can't say anything.

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Your moms so poor that when she went to buy a bag of chips, she couldn't buy the bag of chips, because she didn't have enough money to buy the bag of chips

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What's red and smells like paint? Red paint.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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