What's the difference between a rock and a baby? You can't have sex with the rock.

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? I hate niiggers ?

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If life give you lemons, throw them at people.

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did u hear the one about helen keler neather did she

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Roses are black, Violets are black, I'm blind

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Rim Ram Ree, Kick him in the knee, Rim Ram Rass, Kick him in the other knee

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roses are red violets are blue i am bipolar so am i

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What do you call cheese that isn't yours? cheese.

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How did the asian find his family? He didn't because they all look the same.

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Drunk irish man

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What has wings and can't fly? What has legs and can't move? What has mouth and can't eat? A dead bird on the road

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Why didn't the firefighter put out the fire? Because he wasn't a very good firefighter.

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A homeless man walks into a house He is invited to a lovely lunch and then beaten to death

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you know you are a prostatute when your report car is full of Ds

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My tractor broke down.

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Q: What's brown and smells like poo? A: poo

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Q; Why to did the chef jump off of a cliff wearing an Elmo suit? A; Because he felt like it. It;s a free country

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A duck walked up to the lemonade stand And he said to the man running the stand: QUACK!

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whats better than sex with a 12 year old?? nothing

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What's the difference between anti jokes and Charlie Sheen? Nothing. Their both stupid

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Q: what is the difference between a baby stroller and a black man. A: I don't try and hit black men when they cross the street.

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Why did the child cry? It was beat up and thrown in a trashcan.

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whats red and and smells like blue paint red paint

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A very rich man had a daughter whom all of the men in town wanted to marry her for wealth. Except there was one man who wanted to marry her due to his love for her. The father let his daughter marry whomever she wanted from all of the men in town, and she chose a man named Wilson Fremblington who wanted to marry her for wealth, because he was physically fit and overall a friendly man.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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