What did the gay man say to the deaf man? I don't know, I can't hear.

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What is black and white and red all over? Two Nuns in a chainsaw fight.

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Whats green and looks like eggs? Green eggs.

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Pinus Testicles

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And Judas approached the rabbis and Pharisees saying, "The one whom I kiss is the one you seek. " To which they responded, "Gay. "

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Anthony Dephillips is handsome

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What's funny about using a shake weight? It resembles masturbating with a penis.

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There are four worms walking in a straight line. The first worm says, "Hey, there's a worm walking behind me!" The second worm says, "Hey, there's a worm walking behind me, too!" The third worm says, "Hey, there's a worm walking behind me, too!" The fourth worm says, "Hey, there's a worm walking behind me, too!" How can this be? ...the fourth worm lied!

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Everyone knows a sandwich made with bacon, lettuce, and tomato is a BLT, but what do you call a sandwich made with tomato, bacon, and lettuce? A BLT.

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Why didn't the baby cry? It was stillborn.

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WHO the FUK are Waseem ? and Jess ??!!!!

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What's red and smells like paint? Red paint.

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How do you give Salley enough energy swim against the river current? Add your own electric current.

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Your moms so poor that when she went to buy a bag of chips, she couldn't buy the bag of chips, because she didn't have enough money to buy the bag of chips

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What did the farmer say to the woodchucks chucking his wood? Excuse me, not to be rude but i worked very hard splitting and stacking that wood and would appreciate it if you would stop throwing it in the water.

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What did the moose say to the hunter? I don't know, what? Nothing, a moose is an animal therefore it can't say anything.

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What do you call a box with a dead Jew in? A coffin.

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A man was driving five penguins across the Croatian-Serbian border. He was a penguin smuggler.

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What do you call a pair of banana peels? Trash.

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How many Jews can you fit in a Volkswagon? 2 in the front seat, 3 in the back.... and that's it because the holocaust never happened.

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What happened to the cat that fell in the bath? It jumped out feeling cold and embarrassed.

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whats worse than finding the holocaust on your forehead? a mono brow

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Why did the prostitute survive the gunshot? She was wearing a bulletproff vest.

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Whats the difference between a pontiac and a pile of dead babies? I dont have a pontiac in my garage.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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