A caterpillar and its mom (a butterfly) come upon a lion eating an antelope. The caterpillar says "Mom, why is the lion so mean to the antelope?" The mom replies: "it's the circle of life." The next day, the caterpillar and his mom witness a bird of prey swooping down and eating a mouse. The caterpillar asks why the bird of prey is so mean and the mom responds by saying its the circle of life. The next day, the caterpillar and its mom come across a trail of dead animals. They follow the trail to the end where they see a great lion. The mom opens her mouth to say its the circle of life when her son jumps up and eats the lion. THE END.

why did the boy named rylie white get aids Because he had unprotected sex with someone with aids.

vagina, hehehehehehehe

Q: What did the man do when he won the lottery? A: He kept it for himself and left his family.

Were did Suzie go after the bombing? A: everywere

What did the gay man say to the deaf man? I don't know, I can't hear.

What is worse than spending time with in-laws? Nothing.

What did the pet lion say to its owner? Nothing. The lion then proceeded to hunt down its owner, pin him down and rip out his insides. Besides, the likelyhood of owning a lion as a pet is very slim, and even if one did, this act would be highly illegal in most parts of the world.

a boy walks into the doctors office."my knees hurt...i poked it like this"the doctor says "listen kid...u are a really good kid but u didnt really injure your knee and im sick of you!!"

How do you stop a clown from laughing? Drive an ax through its head.

Q: why was the cow in the middle of the road? A: because it was dead

what did the white singer say to the black rapper? I would like to do a song with you seeing as how we have 2 separate audience types i believe this would prove the song to be successful

Where can find a man who owns a white van capable of transporting many children? Most local churches have them for mission work. I would contact a local minister.

You’re so dumb that many individuals find your intelligence inferior.

Why was the man late for work? Because he slept in.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she is dead.

Why was the white guy eating himself? He was a autocannibal.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she has no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? NOT SALLYYYY

Roses are red Violets are blue Your mom is dead And your dad is too

What is the hardest part about rollerblading? Most commonly the balance part.

How do white people screw in light bulbs? They read a manual.

A man walked into a bar because he worked there.

why did the jew cross the road? the ss was chasing him and his family to kill him so he ran across the street to same his family, he got hit by a truck and his family was killed...

What do you get if you buy a big mac with a ten pound note? Change.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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