Q: What do you call a dog after the dentist? A: A dog.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It had the utmost desire to.

Why is the women in the street selling her body for money? because she has 3 kids and a father with cancer.

You're smart... And I can tell a joke.

Ring Around The rosy, Pockets full of posey, Just kidding they are roofies and i'm going to rape you

Zach Barlow

This is not an anti joke.

what do you do when a dog bites your ear off? you see that you are bleeding then you scream.

Why could the boy not stop shaking? He has Parkinsons Syndrome.

why was the girl sleeping on the ground? because she was dead

THEY SAY SEEING IS BELIEVING. I NEVER SAW 9/11! 9/11? NEVER HAPPENED -Jonathan

On a scale from Casey Anthony to Sandusky, how much do you like children?

what is black and green and red all over q: Nothing, you cant have 3 colors on the same surface

Why did the man follow the law? He didn't want to get arrested

um...... What's worse than 15 babies stapled to trees? sixteen babies staples to trees PS: I will stop posting if 3 people don't like this by tommarow.

Knock Knock, Who's there? Billy. Billy who? Billy your next door neighbor, I need to borrow some sugar. Ok, come in.

Roar, roar! I am the king of the jungle! But did you know the lion would be defeated by a polar bear in a battle between the two?

Erica is so sexy i want to hump her

Why did Janie miss school today? Because she fell in a well.

watashi no namae wa ramune desu

What's the best thing about twenty six year olds? There are 20 of them.

Lebron James vs. Kobe Bryant

How many Norwegians does it take to change a light bulb? Only one. But all the replacements are high-tolerance, long-life and non-dimmable.

How do you kill a politician? You set him on fire and stab him in the back 20 times.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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