- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a black man at the head of the U.S.? A mistake.

What does rainbow stand for? Rick Astley Is Nesting By Our Window to harass us

Don't you sometime just want to chop of your toes and stomp around to prove to the so called 'experts' that it is possible for a person to walk without toes? . . . . . . me neither

Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first one. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Monkey see, monkey do.

How many blacks does it take to screw in a light bulb? blacks don't work

What is the biggest lie in the entire universe? I agree to the terms of service.

What's worse than doing the dishes with long sleeves? Finding out your girlfriend's been cheating on you.

Yo momma's so fat that when she went to Seaworld and a whale saw her, looked away, and continued on with its daily life.

Why do cats burp quietly, because they aren't men

Why didn't the black man sit in the front of the bus? Because he lives in a society where it is illegal and socially unacceptable for a person of African decent to sit in towards the front of the bus, near the driver, which is most commonly reserved for a person of European decent.

What do you get when you mix a panda,oklahoma,and a handle? The oklahoma panhandle.

What's the difference between you and a mallet with a cold? Ones a sick duck...I forget what I was about to say but your mother is a whore

Why did the little girl stop going to dance class? She broke both of her legs in a terrible train accident

A black man and a mexican are in a car. Who is driving? The black man.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Little old lady. Little old lady who? Little old lady who got hit by a bus.

I'm not late, I'm fashionably tardy!!!!

What do you have if you have a green ball in your right hand and a green ball in your left hand? Two green balls.

Chuck Norris was once approached by a woman for whom he had to fight a man to obtain. Chuck promptly declined for he is married and told the man he only fights for self-defense.

So what do you guys wanna do?? Anything, I still have cancer..

Chuck Norris doesn't answer the phone - he doesn't have one at the moment

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Why did the chicken cross the road? 24

Which is longer? A rope...

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