What caused the Berlin Wall to come down? Gravity

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why are black people good at jumping and white people aren't? That's stereotyping people .... anyone can be good jumping as long as the practice.

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knock knock ... no one was in

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What happened when the man rubbed the magical lamp? Nothing.

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What is different between a pile of dead infants and a red ferrari? Being the victim of a mass murder.

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A guy walks into a bar with a watermelon under his shirt. The bartender asks what is under his shirt. He says, a watermelon.

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KNOCK! KNOCK! who knocks like that? seriously all my friends r jerks n break the door down...wow ur polite....um ok WHO'S THERE? THE REAPER oh sh** dude! NO ONES HOME! "in other news this evening, two local men found dead on theyre living room floors. Police say the front door was smashed in...an obvious sign of forced entry. The two men were apparently reading a webpage called anti-joke before suddenly having an unexplained heart attack and dieing....heh heh hey nancy...why did the chicken cross the road? because he thuroughly enjoyed darting out into traffic." "HAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA.......GASP! GA FA! GAA *gargle*" "wow...in other OTHER news i just killed nancy...."*runs* JOKES KILL >:}

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What's worse than a 15 year old getting hit by a car? Adam Johnson

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Roses are red violets are blue your mother is pretty what happened to you.

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That's not what she said.

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Roses are red Voilets are blue I have a gun Get in the Van

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Ask if I'm a aardvark. Are you a aardvark? Yes.

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What is worse than spending time with in-laws? Nothing.

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Why did the boy fall of his bike? His mother threw a fridge at him

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A straight guy, a straight girl and a bisexual guy walk into a bar. The bisexual guy is twice as likely to find a partner from a purely statistical point of view.

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wanna hear a good anti-joke? no, anti-jokes are a waste of time.

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whats worse tan loosing checkers getting lit on fire

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how do you get to your favorite chinese restaurant? Wok.

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Why do immigrants move to the UK? To seek a better life

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i like pie.

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why did the monkey fall out of the tree? because it was dead why did the dog fall out of the tree? because it was attached to the monkey

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. :D

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How much cocaine did Charlie Sheen take? Enough to kill Two and a Half Men.

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Why was 6 afraid of seven? Seven brutally abused and raped 6 as a child.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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