Why did carly drop her groceries Carly is a cow

Q: What do you get when you stand a blonde on her head? A: HORSE DICK

Woman.

Life is an elephant, get married.

Knock Knock Who's there? I bought a Jeep

What is cold? Winter

A muslim walks into a bomb store. He is a police officer and quickly arrests the owners of the store because of the obvious legal violations.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have amnesia Roses are red

Why didn't Billy have legs? Because he's a fish.

A black man, a white man and a Mexican are in a car... Who is driving... A police man

Why did the shark put on a dress? She was getting ready for prom.

Jackson gets a new phone he drops it what does he have. (a beating )

A blonde walks into an electronics store to buy a toaster, the shopkeeper tells her that they do not serve blondes. She sues for discrimination and receives a considerable cash settlement while the shopkeeper looses his store and reluctantly works at a fast food franchise.

What did the fat man with scissors do? Cut off the foreskin of your penis.

Your mom is so hairy that she must not feel comfortable in her everyday life.

whats 2+2? 4

How did Swiper steal Dora's stuff? He shot her and then took her backpack.

Why id the Jew keep putting his name at the end of anti jokes? He was an attention seeking big nosed virgin kunt

What did one hipster say to the other hipster? I'm not a hipster.

you know whats funny the letter Q

one day four teenage boys started doing drugs. They jumped off a cliff and died.

What's the shittiest thing ever ? Poop.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Why the long face?" The bartender is institutionalized for paranoid schizophrenia.

People could crack eggs but Chuck Norris could crack chickens.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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