Chicken penis.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It had died.

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Whats the difference between a blonde and a mosquito? A mosquito is a common insect in the family Culicidae. A blonde on the other hand is a Homo sapiens, a primate species of mammal with a highly developed brain, belonging to the family of great apes, along with chimpanzees, bonobos, gorillas, and orangutans

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What makes 10 year olds laugh? Se x Jokes.

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what is the difference between joe diragi and jerry sandusky sabdusky only targets human little boys

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So a blonde woman gets into her car. She then drives to the grocery store because she is hungry and wants to buy food to make her dinner.

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What did the boy have for lunch? A sandwich.

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what do you call a fish with no eyes? fsh

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What's big, grey and can't climb a tree? A parking lot

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What do you call a black doctor? A doctor you racist

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why did the husband always work late nights? he needed the extra hours to provide for his family

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Hey i just met u And this is crazy I have Alzheimer's Hey i just met u

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What did the boy with no arms or legs get for christmas? Shoes

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What would Hitler say if you give him a sandwich? Thankyou!

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whats big green and fuzzy and would kill you if it fell out of a tree? a pool table

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What's the difference between 6 and 7? 1.

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What do you get when you have sex with a $10 prostitute? Nothing, she's clean. She may be low-scale, but she'll be damned if she's not careful.

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If dropped from the same height, which hits the ground first an apple or a baby? the apple because the baby has a rope tied around its neck

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A black man and a mexican man are in a car. Who is driving? The cop. The two men were best friends who had taken off from their law firm. The mexican, Alex, had recently gone through a divorce and John decided to take him on a trip backpacking across Europe. Rain had suddenly come upon them and a passing off-duty police officer had picked them up and took them to a nearby hotel. The three men had drinks and the friends had a wonderful rest of their trip. Alex, however never got over Jenny leaving him. 3 months after their return John found him dead in his home by auto-erotic asphyxiation. John was never the same.

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what did the left nut say to the right nut? The guy above us is a real dick huh?

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There was a cat, an astronaut and a nun. The cat was sleeping, the astronaut was floating, and the nun was praying. There was a singer, a dancer and an actor. The singer was singing, the dancer was dancing, and the actor was acting.

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Roey Jegen

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A man spills his his drink. Like any other man would do, he got some paper towels and some mult-purpose cleaner and proceeded to wipe up the mess. Not a further word was said about the situation.

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A tiger walks into a bar, the patrons ran out terrified.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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