- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the bartender kick out the three jews at midnight? Because the bar closes at 11.

What is the most important thing to have during a zombie apocalypse? Oxygen.

What's meaner than taking candy from a baby? Throwing the baby off a cliff.

I slipped and fell in the shower today. Good thing my dad caught me

What do you call a black guy flying an airplane? A pilot.

Have you heard the one about the Norwegian? He killed 98 people.

Is this your pen? I wanna go to school, bye!

What's worse than stubbing your toe? playing spin the bottle with your mom

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why did the puppy poop? he had too

How do you make a blond shut up? Staple her tongue to the roof of her mouth and super-glue her lips together.

Why did the man try to lick his elbow? Because he read a chain email saying no one could lick their elbow and he wanted to see if it was true. You will probably try to do it now too.

A: Knock Knock! B: Who's There? A: I Am...

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven ate the chicken.

- What's the difference between a gay man and a refrigerator? - The refrigerator doesn't fart when you take your meat out.

Some blind tall guy asked a rich dude about time when the rich dude looked at his klock he remembred many things in his ugly terrible life so he said to the blind guy : its 5PM

A blonde and a brunette are stuck on a desert island, they later died of starvation.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did a second monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first monkey. Why did a third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

Why do jews have long noses? Because they received the genetic alleles from their parents that cause the nose to grow longer.

Q: What do janitors and nuns have in common? A: They can't fly.

Wanna know something fishy? A fish

What is the difference between Boyscouts and Jews? Boyscouts come home from camp.

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Your momma's so stupid that as a child she was often afraid to show her report card to her parents, for fear of their disapproval.

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