Knock, knock. *answers door*

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Wombat monkey juice.

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How do you get 1000 pokemon on to a bus? Pikachu!

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Win and Beau have no friends

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What's better than winning gold in the special olympics? Not being retarded

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What has two legs, takes away your money, and causes depression? A Democrat.

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So a dog walks into a bar, and the bartender says, "Quickly, someone give me the number for animal control."

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whats the same about a spider and a grape? they both have eight legs, except for the grape.

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take out the f in way. there is no f in way. I see what you did there.

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Does pizza sound good for dinner?

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Stephen hawking walks into a bar.

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Why did Janie miss school today? Because she fell in a well.

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How do you make a wall a darker shade of red? You throw the baby harder.

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A black man has 100 problems. on his AP calculus test.

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What do u call a matthew vasquez with a guitar, a one man mariachi band... cuz he is mexican

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When life gives you lemons... wait that wont happen

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What would you do for a Klondike bar? I'd go all the way to the store and buy one.

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Roses are yellow Violets are also yellow Please don't stereotype again

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Why did your mom cross the street? She didn't. She was a home. Making me a sandwhich.

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Man :A homo-sexual panda walks into a gay bar. Homo-sexual Panda : Wait...wait I'm gonna stop you right there. I will not take part in this odd joke, so just ummmmmm ya. And another thing, my species is extremely offended by your inferior remarks. Why can't homosexual panda just have piece?

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have you seen Britney Spears lately? no. i wouldn't expect you to since she is a pop sensation and you are just a regular person trying to find your way in this world

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Hey I just met you and this is crazy, but Im on bath salts, and you're face looks tasty;)

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What did Winnie the Pooh say to Eeyore? Nothing, he just suffocated him in a pot of honey.

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So Jimmy's phsycology teacher is trying to think of beginnig lessons for her phsycology class. so she gets up and says "class, i want u anyone who thinks they are stupid to stand up." nobody stood up. then Jimmy stands up. The teacher says "Jimmy, u think u are stupid?" Jimmy replies "No, i just felt bad with u standing up all alone."

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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