- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Loner.

u know y blondes and tornadoes r so alike? first theres a lot of blowing and sucking, and then u lose ur house!

IM SEXY AND I KNOW IT Chrysanthemums are pretty but toads and people are damn to horny

Why did Sally get hit with a fridge? Because someone threw a fridge at Sally Why would someone throw a fridge at her? Because Sally has no arms

Roses are red pineapple is yellow I'll shove your head up my ass so you can eat some marshmallows!

Why did the chicken cross the road? The Holocaust.

What do you do when your internet goes down? You right click on the internet connection and try to fix the problem.

Three blondes walk into a bar. They have an intellectual conversation over some drinks.

I've got a dig bick

What's the difference of 13 and 4? 9

What did the doctor say to the female car crash victim? Nothing she was dead when he walked in the room.

Hi? No!!!!!

What was jesus's first miracle? He made a blind man walk. And for the stupid people out there jesus's first supposed miracle was making a cripple Walk

What happens when you yell at people who have high blood pressure? They might get heart attacks & die.

Salad. It's green and so is The Hulk.

Why did the man go bald? He had cancer

Did you hear about the guy that dropped the soap in prison? He apparently gripped it a bit too tightly causing it to slip out of his hands, but managed to pick it up promptly and finish showering with no further incidence.

Why did the cow cross the road? He was in the moooooooood.

No.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, You're adopted.

What's worse than the holocaust? 3,000,000 jews.

What did the girl get for Christmas? Nothing, she was homeless and dead.

Why did the chicken cross the border? Because he was an immigrant and was afraid of the police.

What comes after 23? 24.

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