Why did the boy fall of his bike? His mother threw a fridge at him

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What did Batman say to Robin before he got in the car? Robin, get in the car.

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some of these so called "anti-jokes" are real joke s- they don't belong on anti-joke. they are very funny but are traditional jokes that use cliched non-sequitor as punchlines.

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What do you call a black man inside a house that is on fire? A fire fighter as well as a hero since he was probably inside the house searching for anyone who was trapped inside

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Why couldn't the unicorn fly? It was a horse.

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what's difference between a pile of dead babies and a car? I don't have a car in my garage.

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what happened to the black guy after he turned off the light? he probably wanted to save energy, so he moved to a different room with natural sunlight as a light resource.

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What's up brah brah

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Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because she had no arms Knock Knock Who's there? Not Suzie

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Your mom is absolutely pefect. This makes me love HIM.

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Roses are orange Violets are grey I love penguins Damn Jews

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911 joke ? now thats just plane rude.

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what is 6 + 8 a math equation

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full house

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what is the difference between a Jew and a pizza? -one is the chosen people of Isreal and one is a food that was founded in Italy

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a chicken crosses the street to ask a man: what is an anti-joke? the man replies: a joke the chicken responds: so why do they call it an ANTI-joke? the man answers: why did the horse walk into a bar? the chicken retorts: you can't answer a question with a question! the man replies: you're a figment of my imagination, nah nah nah nah i can't hear you.

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Why did the baby start crying? Its mom slapped it in the face, causing permanent brain damage that would haunt it throughout its life.

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How do we achieve world peace? KILL EVERYBODY. Nobody can fight when they're dead.

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what's black and blue and red all over? nothing, you're and idiot.

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jack shine and keiran = nate robinson

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Guess what? What? Idk. I just wanted to make u excited.

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Knock knock Who's there? Sergeant Sergeant who? Sergeant John Clancy. I regret to inform you that Billy your son has just unfortunately been killed in the electronic fan factory in which he works.

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Yo mamas so tan she might get skin cancer

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Where was Sally when the bomb went off? Everywhere...

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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