What's mean to black people? The economy. But, I forgot to mention that it's not nice to whites, hispanics, asians or anyone else.

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What's worse than the holocaust. I'm a Nazi so the holocaust wasn't actually that bad.

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ginger

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What do you do when a taco eater eats your food? Beat him with the nearest black man's dick.

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why did Mary fall off the swing? cuz she had no arms ------------------- knock,knock who's there? not Mary

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What's the difference between a cow and a fat person. Nothing

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What did one Chinese man say to the other? ?????

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Why couldn't the blond turn the TV on? Because she is blond.

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One morning a man was frustrated at the dining table. His wife ask "What's wrong?". He says "I can't fit this stupid puzzle pieces together." His wife asks "What's it a picture of?" The man says "A rooster" The wife says "Honey, put the cornflakes back in the cereal box." The man says "no".

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Black people are ugly. They should not live in this world. They are apes. They should live as apes not humans. Why do they have ugly curly hair, fat lips, and a big flat nose? SO UGLY!! EWW

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Dogs

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What time is it? Refrigerator

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3 thieves are also murderers and naked at the moment.

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What do you call a black priest who's name is John? Father John

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How many dead babies does it take to paint a wall? Depends on how hard you throw them.

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a man and a woman walk into a alley. They get mugged the man fights back out of pride and then gets stabbed the woman escapes and then goes to the police the man is then found two days later. *gasp* what a weird dream.

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What happened to the man who just took a shit? He got a stunning pain in his anus because the earlier Hemorrhoid issues had now turned in to a open wound around his Anoderm.

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Two men walk into a bar. The third seeing the protruding bar goes home to find his entire family dead from anthrax.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Most poems rhyme but this one doesn't

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Why was the Indian at the casino? He had a gambling addiction.

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How many beavers can you fit in one paddling pool? None; it's probably very dangerous trying

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Q. Why did the boy get so fat? A. From playing Pokemon Pearl Edition

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Person 1: Knock knock Person 2: Who is there??? Person 1: ..................................... Person 2: (Opens Door) Person 1: BOO i scared u and ding dong ditched u Person 2: Actually "Ding Dong Ditching" is when a one or more human beings search for a targeted house where they ring the door bell and run to a designated location to hide. After the resident opens the door to find out no one has stayed and waited, they close the door and the human beings quickly run up and repeat the task many as times until the resident finally catches them.

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Roses are red, That much is true, but Violet are purple, not ****ing blue

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