they say that if you commit suicide, you have done nothing wrong. does that mean hitler did nothing wrong?

What did the kind hearted wolf do when he saw the small, helpless, fluffy bunny? He ate it.

Why'd the squirrel fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

Q: why did a sanke have a rattle A: it was born wiith it

what do men with small penises use as condoms? appropriately sized condoms.

WHY DID THE WHITE MAN TALK TO THE BLACK MAN TO LIGHTEN HIM UP

Q: What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? A: Where's my tractor?

Chuck Norris doesn't wait in traffic, he takes the subway

Whats not green and cant pee? Not a pea!

why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the retard's house *knock knock* who's there? the chicken

An Indian man left a 20% tip after eating at the closest restaurant to him

John Kerry walks into a bar. The bartender looks at him and says, "Hey, why the lost election?"

Two guys go hunting and one of them aims the sniper at the other guy's house and says "I see your wife's cheating on you again with another man" he replies "I've had it with her, shoot him in the privates and shoot her in the mouth" the friend says "I'll get that in one shot".

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for christmas? Cancer.

Yo mamma is so nice, when she bakes a batch of cookies, there's enough for everybody.

A tightly dressed woman walks up to a man and asks if he wants a good time they go out for dinner and have a lot in common and agree to meet again in the near future

A man walks in to a bar and says "ouch."

If i wanted your 2 cents i'd rob you

Why does smokey bears wife never have kids? Because every time she gets hot smokey beats he with a shovel

What did Roadrunner name his car? Turbo Tax.

John is typing... *2 seconds later" John: Hi

Why did Billy fall of his bike HE HAD NO BIKE

Your momma's so fat she has diabetes.

Q: What do you call a black person with one leg? A: In modern American society, it is proper etiquette to adress somebody by their first name.

Anti Joke

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