Q:whats comes back to life and says RAR A;jesus

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There was this cat, and he was walking down this long road, knowing a dog lived on 45 lake avenue. So the cat was very careful while walking by that house so the dog and his diqqas wouldnt chase the cat, named pat. So like a rogue in the arathi basen lodge, he made his way over the stone wall and ran as quickly as he could through the muddy path of dirt. This cat was also swagged out of control, so he had mad bitches. That is where Pat was heading....... to his mad bitches. He had never met these bitches, but bought them offline on a p0rn website that said he would become the man if he purchased the mad hot bitches. When he found the bitches, he shit himself. The bitches were female dogz. if you read this whole paragraph, a fraction of your soul has been ripped out of you. UMAD? ˜´??

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how can you tell if your moms fat? if Dora can't explore her (mx)

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What do you get if you cross a man and a horse? Severe internal bleeding.

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Q:how many anti jokes does it take to make a person lough A:1

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Three bars walk into a Jew.

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Wombat monkey juice.

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What did the prisoner say to the man who posted his bail? Thank you.

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Your mom.

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A Priest and a Rabbi pass a Muslim boy sleeping on the street. The Priest remarks "What a tragedy"; the Rabbi agrees and they both open non-denominational homeless shelters in their temples.

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Sometimes when you drink sperm you choke

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Why was the man thought to be peculiar? Because he had sex with a pistachio.

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What do you call a man wearing a fedora doing the moonwalk? A man wearing a fedora doing the moonwalk.

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What did the homeless man get for christmas? NOTHING, he died.

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What's worse than genital warts? Herpes. You can get rid of warts

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Scene:restraunt Me:can I have a coke please? Waiter:sorry we don't have any, is Pepsi ok? Me:is monopoly money ok?

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What's black and tasteless? either herpes or a redheads soul

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Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Why couldn't get back up? She had no legs.

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What do you call someone who can't lose? Charlie Sheen

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Ya know what's sad? You can only submit one dislike on this website.

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how bout that airplane foood!!!1

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Why did the little boy enter the white van, then leave scarred for life? He was going on a family trip within the said white van, but along the way they got in a horrible accident which involved a bus, a tractor, and finally a steamroller. The boy quickly escaped at the last second only to watch his family scream as the steamroller slowly crushed the van where they were trapped inside. He then broke down into tears and depression and finished it all by jumping off a bridge. It was a truly tragic incident.

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Why couldn't sally go on the swing? Because she has no arms. Knock knock Who's there Sally

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Two black men jump off a cliff, who wins? Wins what?

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