- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Ask me if I'm a human! - Are you a human? No. The correct term would be a human being.

Why was the boy sitting alone? Because all his friends died.

Someone asked me yesterday why my friend Portier is named after a sports car... I mean, fair enough, it is a common misconception but they live in the country and her Dad drives a tractor; think it through. [L]

Jingle bells Batman smells WHERE IS SHE??!!?!?!?

xavier stop

What's it called when an abusive alcoholic father iguana has trouble connecting with his wayward teenage drug addict son iguana, while at the same time the mother iguana doesn't come home till late hours and constantly calls her daughter iguana a slut? Reptile Dysfunction.

What's black, dangerous and sits in a tree ? A crow, with a machine gun !

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was a woman...

Yo momma's so fat, her lifespan is probably going to be very short and you will have to bury her soon.

Jim and Dave walk into a bar. The bartender says, "what'll it be?" Dave is black.

A choir boy is hit by a car outside church. Someone runs to him and says "shall I fetch the priest?" The boy starts to mumble something but quickly loses consciousness, and later dies after 16 hours in ICU.

How many Jews does it take to screw in a light bulb? 1

Why did i write an antijoke? Because i can't write real jokes.

What's worse than the holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple.

What's funny about the holocaust? Nothing. Whoever thinks the holocaust is funny is a dick.

Yo momma so fat she has more chins the china town

One day my dog ran away. We drove around for a long time looking for it.

''thanks for giving me back the money i lent you david''-said nobody

Why did the girl drop her ice cream her cone broke

How do you wake up Lady Gaga? You just glass her.

Why do Iraqi women never sleep with American soldiers? Because Americans always talk about pulling out but they never do!

Sticks and stones can break my bones And words can make me lonely

A man walked into a bar 2 hours later he died from drinking and driving

roses are black violets are black im blind

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