Whis a racist rapist etter than a non-racist rapist? less women getting raped

Q: What's black and white and red all over? A: A penguin in a blender.

How can you tell that your friend just had sex with a blonde? The girl he just had sex with has blonde hair.

If you like this song so much why don't you marry it? Because a divorce would be tough on the kids

How many Neurons does a bug have? - - - - - -- - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - -- - - - - - -- - - - -- - - - - - -It's true

Let's not pick mushrooms in heaven.

wanna hear a joke? asians with t i t s

What are the four season of Canada? Cold, cold, cold and road work.

Knock Knock. Who's There? silence... Damn kids and their evasive tactics.

Why did the kid fall off the swing? He had no arms.

there are 2 sausages in a pan. one sausage says "wow it's hot in here" and the other sausage says "MY GOD A TALKING SAUSAGE!!!!"

What did the man say to his doctor? AHHH AHHHHH OH MY GOD! AHHH OUCH HOLY SHIT FUUUUUUCK!!!... ____/\_____/\_____/\___________________

Q: What did the blonde woman say? A: My hair is blonde

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why did the dog jump into the pool? because the cat was chasing him

pickle juice?

Bill:Ask me to do something. Bob:Go get me a beer Bill:Would you like fries with that?

A man walks into a bar and says "ow"

A man with a white bed sheet on his body and head grimaced at a black man. He said to the black man, can you help me with my ghost costume? Something in the back is poking me and it hurts.

How do you wake up lady gaga? First you simply whisper in her ear telling her to wake up. If she doesn't, simultaneously whisper and tap her gently. If you have failed to achieve your accomplished goal, repeat step two however intensely touch her and project your voice when telling her to wake up. Step three, get a... WAIT WAIT!! I just waisted 20 seconds of your life, you're never going to meet her.

stevie wonder watched a movie yesterday

A ginger was with his friends

A child walk's into a bar. And gets sexually abused.

if a fat man in a red suit puts you in a bag at night. its not santa your getting raped

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