- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the boy not wake up on time for school? He was fuck in dead.

Two cats were in a bathtub. They both, however, were uneasy the whole time, as it is common sense to know that cats do not like being in water.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, This doesnt rhyme, Microwave.

What would you do for a klondike bar? I'm allergic to milk.

What did the Bishop say to the pebble? Wash my car

How do you starve a celebrity? Tell them they're fat.

What's the difference between a cup of tea and a polar bear? A polar bear is a bear whilst a cup of tea is a beverage

why was the boy crying. Brcause him and his two sisters got raped by a diseased polar bear. by rangler. thumbs up for more.

Tic tac toe. You were adopted.

why was 7 afraid of 8, cause 8,9,10

What did the man say to the drug dealer? I'd like some drugs

Knock Knock Who's there? St. Judes St.Judes who ? St.Judes Research Hospital calling. Give me money, I've got cancer kids dying

Why did the plane crash and everybody die on board? The plane crashed because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

...this makes a cop throw a car and then call "inception!"

What time is it when an elephant sits on your fence? Time to call animal control.

Q: Why did Sara fall off the swing? A: She had no arms... Q: Knock Knock! Q: Who's there? A: NOT SARA! --- Q: Okay... What song does Sara sing to her arms? A: Somebody That I Used To Know... --- Now. If you're happy and you know it clap your... nevermind O_O

Life is an elephant, get married.

A women in her kitchen hears a thud outside. Her husband fell off the roof.

How did the guy feel after his wife died? Pretty shitty, I'd imagine..

What's black and has been free since the 1700's? What? I don't know, i was asking you.

What did the watermelon say to the apple? Nothing. Watermelons are fruits and incapable of speech.

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Why didn't the blonde make it in a gun circle? The blonde yelled "Fire"

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