A black man walks into a bar and says, "ouch."

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Patients: Whats happening doctor Doctor: I am afraid you all have tested positive Patients: Oh No!!! Doctor: Positive for being great friends all these years! Patients: Oh Doctor you are so.... Doctor: ASWELL AS AIDS!!!

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What did the little boy want to be when he grew up? Dead.

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What did one dog say to the other dog? Woof woof

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Knock, Knock... Who's there? Your mother and I are getting a divorce.

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Bin Laden: dang, these pizza guys are so late, this pizza better be free! door: Ring ring ring.. Bin Laden: yes its finally here!

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Why did the cat explode on the street? Cause i put a grenade in a fridge and then threw it at it.

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What's 9+10? 19

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What's the difference between 6 and 7? 1.

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I dont know, are you a tomato?

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What did one paper bill say to the other? Did you hear about one of us getting replaced by a woman? It's like Bruce to Caitlyn!

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Why couldn't the old lady take her Afghan Hound to the vet after the dog had been brutally harassed? She was dead.

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a horse walks into a bar. what does the bartender say? why is there a horse in my bar.

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What rhymes with bigger and can jump really high? Tigger

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There were once three bears who lived in a cottage in the forest. They left to go to the market one day. While they were gone a blonde girl walked into their cabin. Meanwhile at the market, everyone was freaking out that there were bears there.

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What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? One is a human being belonging to a particular religious minority and the other is a delicious Italian food favoured by English speaking western cultures. The problem with this anti-joke is that the facts are not correct, pizza was originally invented and China; however,it looked quite different then what might be considered pizza by our standards, when pizza was brought to Italy it was improved to make what we now consider pizza in modern times. While some people may consider pizza an Italian food, this would be failing to give credit to the Chinese who invented it.

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If E = cos[(6x+8) + 5x!] + tan(90-X)^2, and x = 137/43, what is E? The fifth letter of the alphabet.

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And so i say to the preist ........... pass the bananas

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Why is Helen Keller a bad driver? Because her inability to see or hear made her an extremely dangerous road hazard.

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I LIKE TRAINS

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Guy 1: What the shit is that car? Guy 2: Its not a car. It's an alfa romeo

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Police Report: A 100 year old man was beaten to death on his centennial birthday. Sources claim to say he was "getting his birthday punches"

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What happened to the starving african kid? He died

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Jews

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