- Anti Joke

Why does Danny work at the factory? Because Danny is in an substantial economic crisis, and doesn't have enough money to afford food for his 6 kids and wife. They will all most likely die soon, as his factory job will not provide enough money.

Why shouldn't you ask Lebron James for change for a dollar? Because in the year 2013 Lebron will tear his ACL and will never able to play the game again. He then won't be able to land a job because he never finished college. After being unable to land a job, he then develops an expensive crack addiction. His house gets foreclosed, and he becomes broke. And is then a homeless broke man who does not even have 4 quarters to his name.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Just kidding, it got hit by a car on the way to the other side.

stevie wonder watched a movie yesterday

And then i said what about breakfast at tiffanies, and then you said i hate that movie.

What did one hater say to the other hater? I hate you.

Why did the irishman go to the bar? because he was a designated driver and was picking up his friend.

How many Neurons does a bug have? - - - - - -- - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - -- - - - - - -- - - - -- - - - - - -It's true

-Knock, Knock -Who's there? -Carl -Carl wh-wait... carl...CARL OH MY GOD!!!! WE ALL THOUGHT YOU WERE DEAD ,CARL!!!! Where have you been? Oh my god... Mom's DEAD! When we all thought you were dead she hung herself! IT'S YOUR FAULT SHE'S DEAD, CARL! YOUR FAULT!!!!!! YOU ARE AN UNGRATEFUL PIECE OF SHIT CARL! YOU KNOW THAT? I hope you burn in hell.

Why did the chicken lay an egg? Because she got knocked up.

Whats Black and White and Red all over? A white boy who just got jumped, with sever bruises left lying in a pool of his own blood.

Roses are red violets are blue my d*** is bigger than you.

If it hadn't been for Cotton Eyed Joe My wife and kids would still be alive.

Why did the boy cross the road He didnt he got hit by a car

Its a bird...its a plane....it IS a plane

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why does Danny work at the factory? Because Danny is in an substantial economic crisis, and doesn't have enough money to afford food for his 6 kids and wife. They will all most likely die soon, as his factory job will not provide enough money.

If push pops give life a push, Then isn't your mailbox purple?

what do the Holocaust and Jeff Dunham have in common? they're both hilarious

Whats worse than a clock with no hands? Your mom with cancer.

What did America get on the 11th September? 9/11

A man walk into a bar. He then falls down, quickly picks himself up, and continues his life.

Knock-knock. Who's there? Me.

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the Batmobile? Get in the Batmobile.