What do you call a joke without a punchline?

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As an airplane is about to crash, a female passenger jumps up frantically and announces, "If I'm going to die, I want to die feeling like a woman." She removes all her clothing and asks, "Is there someone on this plane who is man enough to make me feel like a woman?" A man stands up, removes his shirt and says, "Here, iron this!".

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Let's not pick mushrooms in heaven.

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I am nobody Nobody is perfect Therefore, I am perfect

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I see said the blind man to his def wife as the dog with no legs ran over

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust What's worse than The Holocaust? TEN HOLOCAUSTS? What's worse then TEN HOLOCAUSTS? THE END OF THE WORLD

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Why did moral man run out of morals? Moral: LEAVE MORAL MAN ALONE! BUAHAHAHA LEAVE HIM ALONE! BUAAAAAAAAHAHAHA!

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What do you call a homosexual in the army? A brave and honorable person who should be applauded for their service to this great nation

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The Sarah Palin bus tour to teach children about history.

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What is more dangerous than heroine? T.J. Lane

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knock knock whose there? my penis.

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You are so ugly that plastic surgery may be an option for you to consider.

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How do u get a baby to stop choking? Take ur c*ck out if its mouth!!!

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FbuluDBHpfQ

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was a registered sex offender.

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42

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penis

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What's black and blue and red all over? I don't know, that's why I was asking you.

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Steven hawking walks into a bar. a.w j.p

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Oh no! My life is ruined!

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hi will

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Why do Teenagers, mostly girls between the ages of 12-17 love Justin Bieber? Because he promotes himself worldwide and makes sure that girls know who he is thus creating a fan base that will be large enough to promote his career, which ensures him a safe financial future.

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what has 4 legs but can't walk? a paralyzed dog

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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