How many Jews can you fit in a Volkswagen Bug? Four in the seats, twenty six in the ash tray, and thirty in the gas chamber.

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A man walks into a psychiatrists office with a banana in his ear. The psychiatrist says, why do you have that banana in your ear. The man says, "What?" The psychiatrist says, "I said, 'Why do you have that banana in your ear?" The man says, "What?" The psychiatrist shouts, "I SAID, WHY DO YOU HAVE THAT BANANA IN YOUR EAR?" The man says, "Sorry, I can't hear you, I'm deaf."

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A. Your mamma is so stuiped she starved to death in a grocary store.

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What do black people and apples have in common? They are both fruit... except for black people

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What's green has eight legs, and would kill you of it fell on you from the top of a tree? A Billiard table

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How do you get a camel out of a desert? a helicopter

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What did T Pain say to the skipper of his yacht? I'm on a yacht

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A man who can't spell walks into an Arab.

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Knock Knock Who's There Santa Santa Who? I stole your dog.

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There once was a man from Peru. He dreamt he was eating his shoe. He woke with a fright, In the middle of the night, To find a man had murdered his wife and children.

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Diseases show if a prerson lacks vitamins and minerals.

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Roses are red Violets are red Shit My garden's on fire?

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Doctor: Knock, Knock Woman: Who's there? Doctor: Interrupting Doctor Woman: Interupt- Doctor: You have cancer

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Mac: Hi, I'm a Mac! PC: And I'm a PC. Steve Jobs died.

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...this makes a cop throw a car and then call "inception!"

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What would be worse than the Holocaust? 2 Holocausts.

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what did the boy say to the girl? make me a sandwich.

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Why couldn't Scruffy get out from under the car? It had parked on his skull.

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How do you make a plumber cry? You kill his family.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing set? Because she had no arms or legs. Knock knock. Whose there? Not Sally.

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I have Alzheimer. What?

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Whats pink and fluffy? Pink fluff

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, it was hit by a truck.

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Make little things count Teach midgets math

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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