Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Why couldn't get back up? She had no legs.

What's black and tasteless? either herpes or a redheads soul

what does the nba stand for? Nothing But Africans

What's red and smells like blue paint? Red paint.

Women's rights.

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keep your eye off me if you dont look at me, how do you know i looked at you? there is a mirror

nick walked into macdonalds... everyone stood up and left as they saw the potential danger in the situation.. nick later ended up bieng hit by a bus after chasing a duck

yo momma so fat i abuse my wife

What did the brown guy say to the black person when he got fired? Nothing, did you think this was going to be racist or something?!

"I like my women like I like my coffee, in a cup." -Paul Alangadan

Justin Bieber walks into a bar. <>

What did lady gaga call her grandpa? papaw razi. even wrote a song about him.

What do you get wen u cross a cat and a walrus? Two animals with very different life styles.

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Whats green, has 4 legs and falls out a tree? A pool table

Womens rights.

How do you confuse a gay person? How? 7

What is worse than a bunch of babies stapled to a tree? A bunch of trees stapled to a baby.

A man walked into a Persian dentist office. After a few hours he leaves the office with his mouth feeling much better because the oral-surgery went exeptionally well.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding out it's an orange

Knock knock. Who's there? Jahova's witnesses.

How do you get a Jewish man out of a pool? Ask him politely, for I'm sure he's a pleasant and reasonable fellow.

I'm a brony. I'm a brony. I'm a brony. Screw this shit, I'm not a brony anymore. I'm a man. I'm a man. Screw this too. I'm dead, not in bed.

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