An Englishman, Irishman, and Jew walk into a bar. Steven Spielberg is a Jew.

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a black man kills a family member of a mexican guy. the mexican guy goes to the police, what happens? The mexican guy gets deported back to his country after they realize that he was illegal

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Q: what do you call a muslim driving a plane? I don't know A: 9/11

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How do you stop a baby from falling into a manhole? You catch it, and then call the appropriate services and inform them of the dangerous open manhole.

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>posts joke >mistaken for anti-joke

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If your uncle helped you off An horse, would you help your uncle jack off an horse?

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Your mom is a whore bitchy virgin

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A man goes to see his doctor and says "Doctor, I have a pain in my leg." The doctor replies "That's the least of your worries, I ran your blood test and you have AIDS."

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what did the homeless guy get for christmas nothing!

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Q: Why did the plane crash? A: Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

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Whats worse then finding TWO worms in your apple? The Holocaust, it was pretty bad.

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Captain Falcon is eating a restaurant. After he sits down at his table, a waiter comes by to take his drink order. Not wanting to skew his blood alcohol level for his next race, he asks for a non-alcoholic drink. The waiter says, "We only have water and punch. Which would you like?" Captain Falcon replies, "Water, please."

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Q:how many anti jokes does it take to make a person lough A:1

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justin beiber is having intimate sex with a woman.

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a boy walks over to the living room and shouts " happy birthday, daddy!!" the response is "i'm a cup, therefore i do not have a birthday because i am an inanimate object."

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2 tomatoes walk across a road tomato 1 gets hit by a car tomato 2 gets confused, because tomatoes don't have legs and therefore cannot "walk across a road" And furthermore, a tomato does not have a brain, and thus cannot get confused.

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A man walks up to another man and asks what time it is. He then replies " It's 2:00" The man then pulls out a sandwich and eats it

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Sometimes when you drink sperm you choke

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I am not racist., I have a black man in my family tree! He is still hanging there

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Why was the man thought to be peculiar? Because he had sex with a pistachio.

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What do you call a man wearing a fedora doing the moonwalk? A man wearing a fedora doing the moonwalk.

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How do you know your cat is gay? Other cats have buttsex with him

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U mad?

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A man walks into a pet store. He then says "This isn't the bar" and leaves.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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