knock knock. whos there?(haha ive never made my own joke before) Nick Nick who? Nick Saghir Oh, come in. Would you like some cookies?

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How long does it take a Jewish man to pleasure his wife? There are many factors that go in to pleasuring a woman, none of which are readily measureable

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Whats the differwnce between a little girl and a fridge? The fridge doesnt scream when i put meat in it

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Why Did The Black Guy Eat Watermelon? Because he lives in south africa where they are commonly grown and needed a healthy snack.

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What time is it Mr.Wolf? About half 5. Alright, thanks mate. How's the kids? Managing. Yeah. Yeah. Crazy world. Anyway, Got to be going. Yeah yeah. Say hi to the wife for me. Will do. Alright, Bye. See you later.

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Is that a baby in your carriage or are you just happ..... WTF. WHERES ITS EYES!? **purges**

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A: Knock Knock B: ...

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Penis.

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A hitman and his target walked in the same bar togather what happend? nothing because a hitman has better things to do and the target would lay low.

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Q) Why was six afraid of seven? A) Seven was black.

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why was the old woman angry? fig pudding.

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Why do the cangaroos are weird? cause they have testicles in front and penis back, is real!

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A priest, an iman, a rabbi, a bishop and a Dalai Lama walk into a bar. Because they were of different faiths, racial slurs were thrown back and forth until they all left. They spent the rest of the night and most of the following day unhappy.

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What did the Catholic Priest say to the little boy? May God be with you.

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Why did the child get an 100% on a test?? Because they got all the questions correct.

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What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple?

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I stepped into the bathroom and began to take a shower. Then, I panicked. I was so thirsty, and I did not take the advantage to drink some water before I stepped into the bathroom. But then I realized: "Wow, I am so silly. I am standing under the shower, so I could easily just expedite my washing and drying, exit the bathroom, get dressed, and grab something to drink from the kitchen!" Then I showered quickly and got something to drink.

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What did the African-American get for Christmas? Nothing. I did mention he was African-American, right?

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Two men walk into a bar. It turns out the bar was a lever and set off a bomb. They both died.

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What's the difference between a tomato and a rhinoceros? Neither of them can ride a bicycle.

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Please Rape William Wright

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What do you call someone who kills black people? A hero.

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What a person such as you would say. Anyway, did you notice how I started by emulating your way of typing, spelling, spacing and so on?

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So a leg, an arm and a head win the Boston marathon. And I'm sitting here masturbating, ...

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