A dyslexic man walks into a bra. He is embarrassed but realises it has nothing to do with his dyslexia.

What did the japanese man say to the other Japanese man? I like your eyes.

Why couldn't the blonde screw in the light bulb?? - she happened to be autistic

A: B: No pun intended.

hey guys what's up?

What's black and bleeding? Who cares?

Why do the piglets have their heads down low? Because they are ashamed that their mom is fat.

How do you kill Chuck Norris? Short Answer: You can't.

Lady Gaga didn't have anything to wear to the playboy party.

Hey Shea

Why did little Suzy fall off the swing? She didn't have arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Suzy.

Why did the man not open his door to the trick or treaters? He was a sex offender and it was illegal for him to open it...

Chuck Norris doesn't do pushups, his personal trainer designed a regiment for him that didn't involve them.

Guess how old my lil bro is...Well your wrong cause he's dead.

Why did Ramsey fall off the seesaw? Because while he was playing with friends on a seesaw at a nearby Country Club, a very angry and insane man who had many handicaps, decided to solve his problems by killing someone. A funeral was held a week later.

roses are red voilets are blue my dog stinks and so do you!

What did the man say after falling off the bridge? He didn't say anything. He died a terrible and painful death on impact.

What's red ad looks like a green bucket? A red bucket to a color blind person

How do you drown a black man? You refuse to help him due to your pride and therefore you are no longer a decent member of society.

dur dur dur dur said the child born during an earthquake

Why did the man order fried chcken? I have twelve dead babies in my trunk.

What's the difference between a muffin and a scone? One's a muffin.

Zach Barlow

How many black people does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One, you racist.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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