- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you stop a clown from laughing? You hit it in the face with an axe.

A priest and a rabbi are walking down the street when they see an orphanage on fire. "Oh my god!" says the rabbi. "We have to save the children!" "Screw the children!" says the priest. "Out of what?" replies the rabbi.

What's worse than a bee sting? Getting shot in the head

What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

Why did the fat man go to America? Because he was excited to get of work for vacation.

who's sexually attracted to bones? James Cornish

If you have five dollars and Chuck Norris has five dollars, a poor african child probably has nothing and is starving to death while you and Chuck debate on how to spend your five dollars.

Roses are red, But ravens are black, please go to China, and never come back!

why are you adopted? cause no one loved you.

Nobody knows why she swallowed the fly, she probably won't die.

What's black and white and red all over? Colors

Why did the quick brown fox jump in the lake? He did not see lake on the other side of the lazy dog.

Hey I just met? you and this is crazy I have alzheimers Hey I just met you

Why did Sara fall off the swing? Because she got shot in the heart with a bolt action sniper rifle and died.

Why did the skeleton cross the road? To get to the body shop.

What's worse than stubbing your toe? Watching your house burn down and your family scream in pain as their flesh burns and you suffer from chronic depression.

My great grandfather died in the holocaust. He fell off the guard tower.

Why did the girl drop out of school? She was being sexually assaulted by her mothers alcoholic boyfriend and was having trouble coping.

what do you call a mentally and physically obese man? nothing until you know or obtain his name

Knock, knock No, I do not want to hear about God.

whats worse than being ugly? being aivy.

What is the answer to the question of life? Over 9000

Why did kurt cobain kill himself? He was experiencing heavy depression

What is big, grey and can't climb trees? A car park.

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