A moose walks into a grocery store. It goes up to the clerk and asks, "do you guys have any potatoes?" the clerk replies oh yeah they're in isle... Ooooh wait a second. You're a moose. The moose responds, "Yes, indeed I am." The clerk then says "Oh ok, isle seven."

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Q. What did tthe little kid say when the bully punched him? A. Ow.

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roses are red, violets are red, a girl had her period in my garden.

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What do you get when you cross a dog and a cat? A hybrid animal that can never exist to do each species own genetic make-up which would subsequently reject the other's. I.E. The cat would reject the dog sperm from ever fertilizing and the dog would reject cat sperm.

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What do you call a kid on crutches? Crippled

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, You're adopted.

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Everytime God shuts a door, he opens a window, at the 122th floor of a skyskraper.

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What's funny about the old man who got stabbed? Nothing... you're a sick person!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? We will never know. Chickens are incapable of communicating with humans and thus the intent of the chicken can only be speculated.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get the results of his AIDS test

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Why did the fat guy sit on another guy? They were in a wrestling match.

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There is a British man, a Mexican man,and a American man on a boat. The captain sad the boat is carrying to much weight so the each have to throw off something they have to much of. The Brit throws tea, The Mexican throws tacos, and The American throws the Mexican.

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What's the difference between an orange? A bycicle you fool, a vest doens't have sleeves

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Two aspies don't walk into a bar.

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Flying aboriginal on a magic carpet

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Why did the man fall of the building? Someone shot both of his kneecaps.

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What's worse than dying? Dying poor.

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what did the mexicans name their daughter? nothing. they were deported before they had a chance

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What happened when the chicken crossed the road? The Farmer immediately noticed the oncoming car and flagged it down so the driver would stop and he could grab his chicken and carry it safely back to the coop

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what's the fastest way to have someone murder you tell your wife you are cheating on her

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What's the difference between Vagisil and Black People? They are disgusting!

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Why was Osama Bin Laden killed? Because he couldn't dodge all the bullets in time

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Knock knock Who's there My BUTTCRACK

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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