What do you call an Arab on an airplane? A passenger.

What did the bartender say to selena gomez? Your hot.

Q: What drug did the addict do at the Grand Canyon? A: None; after years of battling substance addiction, he came to realize the social, financial, and health consequences had significantly degraded his quality of life and was apalled by his bad decisions.

Why did the chicken cross the road? The answer really isn't that important.

there are rumors about monkeys liking bananas but that is a common misconception because if you take bananas divided by elephant times chalkboards you find that they like 0.9 lead from pencils that is aged from 1927

What's Tammie short for? Diabetes claimed both her legs.

Q:What's worse then Finding A Worm in Your apple? A: Realizing how empty your life is.

Roses are Red Toilets are Blue Get out of Me way I Need to POO!

When adolf hitler went to the chippy, He ordered a bock wurst. Later, he ate the whole thing and said he wants another.

Your mother is so fat that when she went to the doctor he recommend she lose weight or risk high blood pressure and heart attack

Customer: "I can't turn my computer on." Phone support: "Do you have power?" Customer: "Yes." Phone support: "Do you have fingers?" Customer: "No."

1. Whats the difference between an orange? 2. Finish your sentence asshole.

what does it mean when Justin Bieber sounds like a boy someones hit puberty

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was free-range.

Why don't people like this joke? It makes no sense.

Why did the road cross the chicken? REVENGE

Knock Knock Who's there? You have AIDS

Roses are red violets are blue come on love show me you boobs/by kw

What do you call a fish with no eyes? A fish, just because it has a disability it doesn't mean you can treat it any differently

Why didn't the caterpillar turn into a butterfly? Because it was a cheeto

Zombies eat brains! (You're safe)

What do you call a baby with no arms nor legs? An infant lacking limbs.

they call me the green lantern because my little sister died in chemical fire

Why was the black guy charged for murder? He killed his wife.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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