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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why do sea guls fly over the sea? In order to get from place to place, flying is much faster than walking. Sea guls live on a diet of salt-water fish, and the ocean is where their main food supply subsides.

What did the cancer patient get for Christmas? 2 weeks to live...

Why did the mexican jump when he heard police sirens? The sirens where very lound and abrupt. Therefore startling this mexican man.

Why doesn't Lebron James have any rings? Cuz he didn't win a championship.

Once upon a time, there was this guy. He lived a good life and then died.

I hate all races.. Especially the 400 meter sprint

What's worse than molding bread? Babies in the toaster.

Two cats were in a bathtub. They both, however, were uneasy the whole time, as it is common sense to know that cats do not like being in water.

Kid: knock knock Orphan: whos there? Kid: not your parents

What happened to the Californian who drove off into the sunset. He died. You can't drive in the ocean.

Why did the kid kid have no arms? A clown came and chopped them off.

If a quiz is a quizzical what is a test? A testicle

a jewish man walks down the street a hispanic man walks down the street a black man walks down the street an irish man walks down the street and into a pub

How do you make a sandwich? You don't, you have a girl do it for you.

Roses are red, Violets are blue when I saw you what the heel are you

Knock knock. Who's there? Louis. Louis? Go away!!! Your jokes are so bad! Geez, you guys really don't like me. GET OUT!!! (Door slams; Louis shuffles away with a sad look on his face) -Louis

why did the polar bear bury his face into snow? because he saw the 241543903 post and wanted to join in so he used a portal gun to teleport his head into some guy's freezer.

a man walks into a bar. ouch.

How do you stop moles from digging in your garden? Take the shuvel away.

Why did the white kids accept Morgan Freeman as a kid? All of his school-mates looked up to him

What do you call a tree with no branches? A stick.

Q: Why did Sara fall off the swing? A: She had no arms... Q: Knock Knock! Q: Who's there? A: NOT SARA! --- Q: Okay... What song does Sara sing to her arms? A: Somebody That I Used To Know... --- Now. If you're happy and you know it clap your... nevermind O_O

How did the guy feel after his wife died? Pretty shitty, I'd imagine..

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