What did the white man say to the group of mexicans when a golf ball was coming toward them? 4!

Man 1: HEY DUDE! Man 2: Go shoot yourself

If pro is the opposite of con, then what is the opposite of progress? Regression.

What do you call a man with no legs? A cripple

Knock Knock Whose there? Boo I don't know anyone by the name of Boo. Go away

What did the four pigs do at the farm? Roll in mud.

Roses are Black Violets are Black I am color blind.

i want justin beiber to release more albums so that i can not buy them

Man #1: What was the hardest part about watching that kid get hit by that bus? Man #2: My dick...

Chicken

what can't you see but stalks you all day and night? ME!!!

Why did the man not go to church? He was an atheist.

Knock Knock Who's there? Luke Futie

Knock knock Who's there? A very long space I see what you did there

What is faster than a black guy stealing a TV? His brother with a DVR

Your momma's so dumb, she had to spend an extra hour studying for her mathematics test.

what rhymes with pirates? not Somalia because i don't consider a inflatable boat a pirate ship.

What happened when Chuck Norris tried to divide by zero? He found that he was not very good at math, and moved on to another joke concerning himself.

Why did the man go to sleep at 9:30? Because his mom told him to

Why'd the chicken cross the road? Dead Babies

What did the man with no head get for Christmas? Nothing he was dead

What did the blind orphan get for christmas? Cancer

Why did the boy fall of the swing? Because he had no arms!

A Jewish man walks into a grocery store. He purchases the items he needs and leaves.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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