Roses are violets red is blue i like lizards they have fur

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What is the difference between a bucket of shit and a Jew? The Bucket.

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what is red, black, and blue all over? A horribly painted room.

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When life gives you lemons make lemonade, when life gives you apples make apple juice, when life gives you cranberries make cranberrie juice and then when live gives you mangos, Eat them :)

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Why did the orange fall asleep? Because its never awake.

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Knock Knock Who's there? its the police mam your son has been killed by a hit and run driver, the driver was an alcohol

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What did the white man say to the group of mexicans when a golf ball was coming toward them? 4!

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Knock, Knock Who's there? Anti-Joke Delivery Service. Oh, just leave it by the door.

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Knock Knock, Who's There? Come in. Come in who? Your mom

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Why did the guy crash his car? Because he didn't want to crash his truck.

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what do you do if you get in a car wreck with a black man get out of your vehicle and exchange insurance information

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the chicken was a metaphor.

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Why did Billy drop his ice cream cone? Because he was hit by a truck.

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Do you believe this will change?

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Everytime God shuts a door, he opens a window, at the 122th floor of a skyskraper.

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If life throws you melons, you might be dyslexic..

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A horse walks into a bar, and the bartender says,"Why the long face?" The horse replies,"I have terminal cancer."

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Roses are red Violets are blue Does this cloth smell like chloroform to you!

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Why does it take more than one blond to replace a light bulb? Because one had no arms, thus requiring the help of another person. It just so happened that that other person was a blond.

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Joe diragi is gayer than elton john

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What happened when the little girl said Bloody Mary 3 times in the dark? - She got her head smashed in the mirror, all of her intestines were neatly ripped out and was stabbed to death with No.2 mechanical pencils. Then her parents came home from dinner to find their daughter brutally killed in her own room. They notified police, opened a case and gave up after 12 years of searching for her killer. Both parents cried for the amount of years their daughter had been gone and they both decided to kill each other. The father raped the mom while slitting the back of her neck that led to her head being detached. Then the father left his pick up truck running and through his head toward the engine, which didn't really work. So he went back inside and watched Three and A Half Men.

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Q:what did a keppy kid with a big nose say A:hi im josh Roberts

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How many Jews can you fit in a car? Anywhere from 2-8, depending on the size of the vehicle.

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Anti Joke

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