A man walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "How's it going?" The man replies, "Bless you." The man walks out of the bar, as his peers realize he was honest when he told them a week earlier that he had autism.

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How did the boy cross the road? He didn't he had polio.

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why'd the baby cross the road it was stapled to the chicken

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*prepares this to get negged*

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What the kid with no arms get for christmas? A baseball and a glove to go through with his dad

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What has 4 eyes and can't see. Blind siamese twins!

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What's Brown and Sticky? A stick.

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What did the mute person say to the deaf person? Nothing.

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What do you call a homeless person with one leg? Rob.

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A Muslim, a Jew, and a Christian find a magical lamp with a genie inside. He offers each of them one wish. The Muslim wishes that people didn't look at his people as terrorists. The Jew wishes that the Holocaust never happened, and the Christian wishes for world peace. Actually this didn't happen, Genies don't exist.

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a dyslexic man came on this website thinking it was made by his aunt Tina keoj he was sadly mistaken. it was just a bunch of jokes about dyslexic men going into bars

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What's beauitful and disgusting at the same time? Menstration. Jk it's just disgusting.

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

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What starts with 'P' and ends with 'orn'? Popcorn.

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What did Santa Clause say to Rudolf? Nothing. Santa's not real.

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(This is a joke made up by the young son of a friend of mine many years ago. It is still one of my favorite jokes.) Why did the bird fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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Your best friend is different from a dead person. The best friend will die if you shoot him in the head but the dead person won't die, he's already dead.

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A black man walks into a bar. The bartender says "I wont serve you." The black man says, "Why? Is it because of the color of my skin?" The bartender says, "No, its because your wearing a suit and on the front door it says no people in suits are allowed." So the black man took off his suit and was kindly served.

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The answer: He is dead! (read it throughout so you cant go wrong) Question: So why cant a man in Italia marry his widows sister? Moral: Had yet to read one like this one...

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How did the blind man eat his soup? With a spoon. Despite no vision, the man could feel the shape of what he was touching.

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Whats sad about 4 blacks riding of a cliff in a cadilac. It was a rental.

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Why did the lion go to the doctor? He was hungry for man flesh. -John R-

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Boo Boo hoo? Boo hoo your parents are dead.

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Why are there so many black basketball players? Because they aren't green.

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