- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What's the difference between sheetrock and drywall? A: nothing. It's just two names for the same thing.

2 women were sitting quietly

How do you kill a polar bear? You melt the polar ice caps and take a rope and choke it till it is out cold. You then put a plastic bag over its head and throw it in the water.

How many average men does it take to screw in a light bulb? One.

Why wasn't the black woman allowed on the bus? It was rush hour and the bus was full.

Obama

A blonde, a Brunette and a Redhead walk into a bar. They all buy a drink and talk about their days.

What happened to the boy with AIDS? He died at the age of 12

How did the mexicans get to the United States of America? By plane.

Whats the difference between a pile of dead babies and oranges? With one,you can make a delicous smoothie, but the other is just a pile of citrus fruits.

skurfboards we love fat kids

Ya know what's sad? You can only submit one dislike on this website.

why did the chicken cross the road??? I don't know, that's why I asked you -_-

Q Why did the man run away from his shadow? A He didn't it was physicaly impossible.

whats worse then girls playing sport ? girls cutting grass

Whats worse than being arrested for a crime you didn't commit? Starving children in africa.

A baby seal walks into a club.

What did the pedefile say to the child? Get in the van

How do you stop clowns from throwing cinderblocks at your car? Hire a hitman.

Q: What's brown and sticky? A: Anal

Yo momma so lazy she hasn't been to work in weeks and you no longer have electricity or food.

I AM SO FAT I WANT TO EAT MORE FOOD. I NEED A DOCTOR BECAUSE IM GOING TO END UP LIKE YOUR MOM!

Why do guys love to wrestle? They like to have physical contact with other men.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To see his brother im dying of leukemia.

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