- Anti Joke

A dog is walking down the street. The dog catcher promptly arrives and takes him to the pound. Two months later the dog is in a new, happy home with a wonderful family.

An Englishman, a Scotsman and an Irishman walk into a bar. They have a pleasant evening as they talk to each other about their day over a relaxing drink.

your mama is so stupid stole a free sample

if life gives you lemons, you have some lemons

Ring Around The rosy, Pockets full of posey, Just kidding they are roofies and i'm going to rape you

There are 100 men enjoying a cruise to celebrate an important contract going through at their place of employment. The boat then suffers a major malfunction and tragically sinks to the bottom of the ocean, miles from any land masses. Not a single man died, how is this possible? They all used the lifeboats supplied on the boat and followed the standard procedure to deal with such a crisis.

matty russel are you on here

A: Who are you? B: A random guy who walked into your house A: Oh sorry, I keep forgetting your name.

What do you call a man who buys flowers, chocolates, and new jewelry for his wife? A kind, considerate husband.

A doctor walks out of the delivery room and relieves A nervour father, telling him that his new baby girl has just been born with great health. The father sighs in relief as happyness overwhelms him. With such great news, the doctor chuckles and continues on with the rest of what he had to relay to the father. Your wife died during the delivery.

Why did Miley Cyrus have to buy a new tour bus? The old one stopped twerking.

A man walks into a bar. He sits down and orders a drink from the bartender. The bartender gets it for him and says "Here you go." The man then says "Thank you." The man then starts to drink his drink, and appreciates the fine quality of the drink. Afterwards, he finishes the drink, and decides to leave the bar and go home.

have you seen Britney Spears lately? no. i wouldn't expect you to since she is a pop sensation and you are just a regular person trying to find your way in this world

What did Hellen Keller call her dog? Kamikaze-go, because he was an Akita from Japan and that was his name.

Why couldn't Jenna play double dutch? Because she had no friends.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A dog is walking down the street. The dog catcher promptly arrives and takes him to the pound. Two months later the dog is in a new, happy home with a wonderful family.

Two fish were in a tank one said...."ill drive!"

whats purple and savage? Barney!

Why is Six afraid of Seven? Because Seven was a creepy movie, and it gave Six nightmares.

Get in the car.

knock knock. who's there myhairs myhairs who myhairs fallen out

Homosexuals are gay.

Yo mama is an upstanding member of her community.

Libyans stage a protest. They get massacred.

One day I was hungry. I ate. I wasn't hungry anymore. Penis.