Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms. Why didnt she get back up? She had no friends.

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Why did Hitler kill the Jews? He didn't, the people he told to kill them did.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Banana. Banana who? I'm a talking banana; what more do you want from me?

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Why was the guy sad? His son killed himself after being constantly bullied for 6 years.

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What do you call somebody from Manchester? A twat

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Why are Ethiopians so fast? Because antelope are also very fast.

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a man i knew who was a real jerk was about to drive home drunk. i was trying to stop him, but then he punched me in the face. i let him through. he died that night. i texted him all the way

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What's wrong with Barney? He's big and purple.

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Q: What did Tommy do when it was time to go to bed? A: Go to bed. Q:What did Tommy do when it was time to wake up? A: Kill him self.

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Your mom is so fat that she saw a school bus full of white children and , thought "I can hardly even remember a time when my body used to be slim." She now keeps track of her diet and exercises regularly,the result of this has been a weight loss of over 95 pounds.

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man 1 walks by man 2 man 1 says hey buddy whats up man 2 responds do i know you man 1 says no but i saw you seeing a movie on friday man 2 says oh cool but wasn't that movie great man 1 responds ya and man 1 and man 2 become best friends plus man 1 only liked man 2 because he was rich!!!

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why did the kid get in trouble. Because he put this up in typing class -charles hall aka chuckles

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Why can't the boy ride his bike to school? It has no wheels.

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Ju... Just why?

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What does the color 9 smell like? Purple, because aliens don't wear hats

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Why did the book disappear?

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Knock Knock. Who's there? I don't know.

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What rhymes with Hitler? Walt Disney.

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Man: Guess what! Other man: What? Man: Chicken butt

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There's a black guy and a white guy standing in a bar, surprisingly the black guy doesn't die. This isn't a racist joke.

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Q: What do you call three black people in a car? A: Maltesers

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Why did the teacher give out homework? she is a teacher

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Anti Joke

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