A blonde, a brunette and a red head engage in a discussion on World politics. The brunette says she would like to see politicians paying more attention to the environment. The red head says she would like to see improvements in the economy. The blonde says she has to poop.

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why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the retard's house *knock knock* who's there? the chicken

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Life is an elephant, get married.

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What did the pedofile say to the little girl? Nothing. She was properly supervised by her parents.

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AIDS

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How do you say "Hello" in India? 1. Get a plane ticket and fly to India 2. Say Hello in India

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A hispanic lesbian couple accidentally walk into a country western themed bar. And leave immediately as a bar is no place for their 2 year old son.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the idiot's house... Knock knock Who's there? The Chincken

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I would rape her

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Two fish are in a tank. One says to the other, "You man the guns, i'll drive."

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What do you call a duck In Africa ? Screwed

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Me: Why are red onions actually purple..? Dad: I don't know Sister: *sarcastic* Well, Why is it rainy in London? Me: ....Because that's the weather pattern.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust.

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Why was the black man escorted from the bar? Because the bartender was racist.

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1 pack of bacon 2 fat guys. They both die fighting over it.

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A cup of ranch walks into a lemon

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what's brown and sticky? a stick.

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rose's are red, bananas are yellow, yo mama's so fat she jiggles like jello

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Whys it so cold? Nuclear winter.

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What's funnier than 24? 25

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Why where the 3 little children talking about muffins? Because muffins are smart.

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What has wheels and flies? A wheel that I have altered so it can fly

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How many Jews does it take to fix a light bulb? Four, one to take the light bulb out, one to put a new in, one to hold the ladder, and one to hold the guy holding the ladder

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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