What's funny about the old man who got stabbed? Nothing... you're a sick person!

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But one McDonalds Happy Meal for the price of two, and receive another McDonalds Happy meal absolutley free!

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I hate long jokes -_-

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Roses are red violets are blue hes for me not for you if by chance you take my place ill take my fist and smash your face

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What's the difference between a teacher and a train? A lot.

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Who keeps knocking on the wall? My neighbors have sex a lot.

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What is similar about a goose and newly weds? They both aren't chairs

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chuck norris's daughter lost her virginity but he got it back

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What's round and bounces A basketball No!!!!!!! You dummy!!! Then what? Boobies!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. These are facts. Good day.

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How do you kill an american? You shoot them

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I farted!!!!! t'was smelly??????? I LIKE CRABS! #tomato problems

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The man goes to the doctor after just losing his job. His house is being foreclosed because without the money from his job he can't afford to pay for his house. His girlfriend also just left him because of problems with money and she was looking forward to having a family and with him jobless it was just out of the question. Man:"Doctor I could really use some good news" Doctor:"You have aids"

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Well educated black man.

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Q: What do racists call a disgusting filthy monkey that savagely jumps around in the jungle and steals white chicks? A: The same as the rest, Donkey Kong.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he clearly has an owner that doesn't fence him in.

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A black man, a white man, and a Mexican walk into a bar. The bartender kicks them out because he doesn't have time for another crappy joke; as the bar is very crowded that night.

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What do you do when a blonde throws a pin at you? Give her a time-out. Throwing sharp objects is not okay.

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Why did the chicken cross the road ? To get to the other side . Unfortunately , there was a car accident and shrapnel from the explosion [caused by gas on fire] cut his head off causing the old woman to faint , and later die a horrible death .

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Q: Why cant dinosaurs talk A: Because they are dead.

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"Who stole the cookies from the cookie jar?" said the little girl. "I don't know", said the mother," we were robbed of all our money and posessions. And your father was killed while we were gone.

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The anti joke that repeats itself :(

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Why did the vampire die? He had AIDS.

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