Two blondes get in a taxi. Who's driving? The taxi driver.

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If an illegal immigrant fought a child molester, is it Alien vs. Predator?

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Why is Roenz Gay? He isnt.

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Whats The Difference Between A Baby And A Watermelon ? You Can Throw One In The Air And Hit It With A Bat , And The Other Ones A Watermelon

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What does a Jew do when he finds money on the street? He picks it up and is probably happy it was there.

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Quick ladies take off all your clothes the cloth stealer is coming Oh yyyaaaa

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I was trying to think of a joke to write, but then I became unsatisfied with my creativity and began to spiral into a depressing tangent of thoughts. I just took 37 Ambien, and have approximately ten minutes to live. Instead, I will spend my last moments writing goodbye messages to friends on Facebook and longingly looking at images of the past. Goodbye, world.

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Five men walk into a bar. The bartender says, more taste or less? None of them care.

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Wanna hear a dirty joke? A pig rolls in the mud.

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No.

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Why did the fat guy sit on another guy? They were in a wrestling match.

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A Guy walks into a Bar, has a good time and leaves

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(Guy)That's what she said. (His Girlfriend) And who is this she.

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Sticks and stones can break my bones And words can make me lonely

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GONNA

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And so i say to the preist ........... pass the bananas

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How many Alzheimer patients does it take to change a light bulb? To get to the other side!

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Q:What do you call a bird with wings? A:A bird -Ryan Vallee

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what's the difference between a box of dead babies and a corvette? I don't have a corvette in my garage!

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Who is the girl that has had sex with over 10 guys? Georgia Hidi

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Why do women why perfume and make up? Because they're ugly and they smell bad.

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Want some candy? Lol jk get in my van.

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Why Did The Chicken Cross The Road To Get To The Other Side

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Joe Alfon walkes into hell, The devil say: " hi" And joe burns to death

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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