OY SHIT ITS YOUR MOM!!!

Q: What time do you see a Chinese dentist? A: Never because China has a flawed healthcare system due to overpopulation. It is a sad and sobering reality of the plight of the Chinese citizens.

Q: What do you call a black guy with an air plane? A: A pilot you racist bastard!

i shouldnt be on this cause im in class

Ask me if I'm an orange. Are you an orange? No.

You know what they say about women with really big feet? They actually don't say anything.

what happens when you punt a baby in between 2 poles? you get 3 points

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

KASEEM IS CRAP AT GEARS OF WAR THIS IS NOT A JOKE ITS TRUE (FACT) PLAYSTATION IS BETTER THEN XBOX (BIGGEST JOKE EVER) IV HAD BOTH, SO SHUT UP PS3 BOYS AKA GIRLS

What is Megan Fox's middle name? Denise

There was a man who entered a local paper's pun contest. He sent in ten different puns. He won.

Why w\s the English man, the French man, the German man, the Indian man, the Chinese man, the Irish man, the American man and the russian man all on a train together? They where going to the olympics.

Yo Mama is so old that she is probably unable to become pregnant.

What's funnier than a comedic movie? Genocide

why did tom drop his ice cream he didn't because he had no icecream

two penguins are sitting in a bath tub. one penguin says, "hey, can you hand me the soap?" the other penguin says, "what do i look like, a typewriter?"

I dont hate you Lets just say if you were on fire and i had water id drink it

Why did the chicken cross the road? I threatened to throw a fridge at it

what do a fish and wood have in common? when they're dead, they float

What's black and makes me food? A microwave.

Jim: "Hey guess what" Bill: "What" Jim: "George Bush got reelected" *Bill proceeds to throw himself into the Atlantic Ocean.*

Why do you always loose your keys at monster truck rally's? Most likely because they fell out during all the excitement of jumping up and down, but the real reason is because they are afraid of monster cars.

What's black and white and red all over? Two nuns in a chainsaw fight.

A man made a sandwich.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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