- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do u make a fat person cry......... tell em mc donnalds is closed (^_^)

Biggest lie ever; "I have read and agree to the terms of service".

Why couldn't the blonde read the road map? Because she was blindfolded and tied up in the trunk.

Mary had a little lamb... that's what she gets for having intercourse with the farm animals.

Knock knock Who is there Banana Banana who Knock knock Who's there Banana Banana who Knock knock WHO'S THERE orange ...orange who Orange you glad I'm a cop here to tell you your family died in a horrible mask murdering and didn't say bannana again?

How many watermelons did the black man have? Too many to count, he was a farmer and his primary crop was watermelons.

A moose walks into a grocery store. It goes up to the clerk and asks, "do you guys have any potatoes?" the clerk replies oh yeah they're in isle... Ooooh wait a second. You're a moose. The moose responds, "Yes, indeed I am." The clerk then says "Oh ok, isle seven."

What do you call a black cop? Officer.

Whats black and crying after 10 minute my wife's eyes when she left the kitchen

Joe Alfon walkes into hell, The devil say: " hi" And joe burns to death

Why did Billy drop his ice cream? He found out his family was killed in a terrorist attack.

How do you know a French guy has been in your back yard? Your thrash cans are empty and your dog's pregnant

knock knock Who's there Rick Rick who Your wife's boss she got into an on the job accident and will never walk again... I'm sorry but your insurance doesn't cover the injury.

Why did you visit antijoke.com? Because you don't find real jokes funny.

What did Obama get at the bar? A shot... In the head.

why did Mary fall off the swing? cuz she had no arms ------------------- knock,knock who's there? not Mary

yo mama is so fat even dora cant explore her

A termite walks into the pub and says "Is the bar tender here?"

why did the chicken cross the road ask jake darby

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple Not the holocaust

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What happened when the chicken crossed the road? The Farmer immediately noticed the oncoming car and flagged it down so the driver would stop and he could grab his chicken and carry it safely back to the coop

A son went to ask his father about his thoughts on abortion. "Dad, what do you think about abortion?" "Ask your sister." "I don't have a.."

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