If John has 50 candy bars and eats 45, how many does he have? Diabetes. John has diabetes.

Knock Knock Who's There? Robin Robin Who? Robin Williams Whoa, too early bro

What's brown and sticky? A black man covered in syrup.

When we was Antarctica and it was cold we would huddles arounds a candles. What did we do when it was colder? We lit the candle,

How many babies does it take to paint a wall? It depends on how hard you throw them

I like my coffee how I like my women. Without a penis. - Blake Woodman

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what does michael jackson do to little boys? nothing, he's dead.

How do you get a clown of a swing? Hit it with an ax.

Roses? are red Violets are blue, Kangaroos like Oranges, Poems suck, Refrigerator.

I think people who go to see a psychiatrist need their head examining.

whats it called when a pimp slaps a ho? RESPECT

Did you hear about the deer? He had antlers. If antlers where a kind of disease, that would be a pun.

What do you get when you mix Catholicism and Islam? War

"Hey, I just met you, and this is crazy, I have Alzheimer's. "Hey, I just met you, and this is crazy, I have Alzheimer's. "Hey, I just met you, and this is crazy, I have Alzheimer's.

How did the girl die? 25.

Why does Eli Manning play for the Giants? Because he is huge.

Q. What did the man say when his car broke down. A. Damn it, my car broke down.

Another cat joke. You gotta be kitten me.

What do you call a bus filled with White, Chinese, and Black people? Public transportation.

What do you a call a person who can't fly. A person.

Chinese food tastes so oriental sometimes, sort of like asian food

Where did Ann go when the bomb exploded? Everywhere.

Your mother is so stupid that she has an IQ score that is much lower than the average person.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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