whats white and gooy liguid goop

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det va en tjej som va inne på ica och handlade, framme vid kassan la hon fram en banan, en billys pizza, ett litet paket bröd och en mjölk. -är du singel eller? frågar killen i kassan -ja hur visste du det, svarar hon -du e skitful ju

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What did the little boy get for christimas? Nothing because he's a selfish asshole.

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A young gay man comes out of the closet to his conservative, Christian parents. Everything went better than expected.

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What do you call it when you lend money to a bison? Unitelligent, because bison do not have the ability to purchase things with money so it will most likely just eat the money.

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Why isn;t the square root of peanut butter very athletic?.Actually, peanut butter isn't a mathematical equation nor does it have the necessary chemical make-up, physical properties or the biological construct that is required for it to be able to be considered athletic, stupid. You now have a inoperable tumor at the base of your spine. And I fucked your dad and shat in his mouth. Also, the cure for leukemia is my diarrhoea, you faggot.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Jupiter is the Galaxys biggest planet!

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the WNBA

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What's the difference between a cow and a fat person. Nothing

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How does the cow say cash i dont know ask him he is the cow.

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Why does batman wear a mask? Because if he didn't every enemy would know who he was, go to his house a brutally murder him.

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what did tyrone want for Christmas? A dad.

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knock knock who's there?

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What's good? Anything that is not bad.

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I hate blackniggers

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What's black and very long? The line-up at KFC.

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Why did the bunny cross the road? It didn't, It was hit by a truck...

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hit the thumbs down button

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What's 9 plus 10? 19

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Roses are red violets are blue you're the middle child no one cares about you

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Biggest lie ever; "I have read and agree to the terms of service".

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Why did the fat guy sit on another guy? They were in a wrestling match.

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Three soldiers, one Japanese, one American, and one Italian were stuck in a desert. How did they escape? A rescue squad of thirty trained troops came down in a helicopter and brought them each to their respective homes except the Italian who was actually a Mafia boss so they put him in prison.

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How do u make a fat person cry......... tell em mc donnalds is closed (^_^)

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