Q. If the early bird gets the worm, what does the early worm get? A. Eaten...

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what did you call a bench full of white guys? The NBA

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Why'd the boy fall off his bike? The holocaust

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Mike tyson

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Why was the little kid sad at a funeral. He was actually happy and he was at six flags

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So, a bulldozer rolls into a bar, there is no bar now.

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What'd the Jew get for Christmas? Nothing. He's Jewish, remember?

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How do you blindfold and Asian? By using a sturdy bandanna, cloth, any other object to avert ones view.

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Why can't T-rex give hih fives, Because they're dead...

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Type 2 diabetics

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When Nicki Minaj wrote her song "Stupid Hoe" she was sublimminally talking about her self.

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womens rights

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How do you fix America's national security issues? Nuke russia

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Neither does he.

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What do you call a gay dog? Steve

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colby doesnt shave

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Why do firemen wear red suspenders? If they didn't, their turnout gear would not effectively protect them from flames.

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Little Davie was a kid with no arms and legs and one day his friends Came to his house and knocked on the door and asked for little Davie And asked if he wanted to come play baseball..Little Davie replied "I'd Love to but I have no arms or legs" his friends say we know that..We were Just needing a second base..

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Q, whats worst then being trapped in a house with a ghost. A, being trapped in a house with thirteen ghosts.

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An Atheist and a Christian are walking along a sidewalk going in opposite directions when suddenly the Atheist sneezes. The Christian says "God Bless You!" Even though the Atheist doesn't believe in God he understand that the gesture was a kind one and so he nods and politely says "Thank you!" before going on about his day.

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Q: What did Batman say to Robin when he noticed he had lost his belt? A: Robin! Q:What did Robin respond? A: Yes?

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Who has killed more people than Jeffrey Dahmer, John Wayne Gacy, and Jack Kevorkian combined? Mr. Rogers

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i'm funny

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Why was the Black Panther upset? Because racial tensions were high in the 60s.

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