A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead all walk into a bar. Because, often, friends go out together in social situations.

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How do you give Salley enough energy swim against the river current? Add your own electric current.

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Why does Polly want a cracker? Because meth is too intense.

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What did the ocean say to the beach? Nothing, oceans and beaches are both not alive, thus incapable of speech and feeling emotions

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What do you call a white man flying a plane? A pilot. What do you call an Arab man flying a plane? Also a pilot.

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How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Poke her face!

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why did the monkey fall out of the tree? because it was DEAD!

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What do you call a black man on a bicycle? A thief. What do u call a black man in school? Janitor. What do you call a black man in court? Guilty

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if I was a girl I would be touching my self everywhere if I was a girl as a boy I would make a diffrence in poltics but thats not gonna happen.

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what did the soccer player say when he missed a penalty? damnit.

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Why did Max drink the red Gatorade? Because he likes it more than all of the other flavors.

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No, we got to speak now, or you know, never.

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what do you watch ? a tv

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Three facts 1. You are reading this. 2. You realized that is a stupid fact. 3. You are leaving because this was a stupid joke.

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You're flying over a lake in your canoe and the wheels fall off. How many pancakes does it take to cover a doghouse? None! because ice-Cream doesn't have legs!

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KASEEM IS CRAP AT GEARS OF WAR THIS IS NOT A JOKE ITS TRUE (FACT) PLAYSTATION IS BETTER THEN XBOX (BIGGEST JOKE EVER) IV HAD BOTH, SO SHUT UP PS3 BOYS AKA GIRLS

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Roses are red Violets are blue this poem makes no sense Potato

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If no means yes and yes means no, what is yes? Yes

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how many alzheimer's patients does it take to change a lightbulb? usually one but depending on the severity of the patients' case the lightbulb will be changed by a person who is willing to offer their assistance as to prevent any form of accident taking place.

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Q: What do you call a black guy with an air plane? A: A pilot you racist bastard!

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My thanks to those that thumb down my comment below, you have the possibilty to become one of my over 100.000.000 members, as long as you follow your heart, your own will, we got you covered. We got over 600.000 never members since last year, you are far from alone, thumb this comment up, leave a small comment, and I shall send one of my shadows to tell you more, or online if you prefer that, but then I would need your email address... ...As for your home address? Nah, already know it just let me know if you want a visit, but during my 6000 years on earth or so, I have yet to evolve to the point where I fully understand the full nature of computers, they are very recent to me. Yet only those that are willing to follow their hearts and enact their true hidden desires without shame, guilt, remorse, but instead with love and gusto, will find the answers among us. Soon my wings shall spread, and just like that, the world is ours! Moral: "Fuck Morals, would you believe me if I said they where in code? No they are not, the secrets are only within the shadows, and the Black Angel. Nero.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have amnesia Roses are red

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what has 50 legs, but can't walk? half of a centipede

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A turtle that couldn't swim walked to Japan.

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Anti Joke

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