- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what do u call blue fluff? blue fluff

why did the iraqi woman bury her wedding ring in the ground? because it's the only way she could properly pay respect to the death of her husband who recently died in a group suicide bombing.

What did one computer say to the other? 100111010100100111001010010001110101110010100010101011010011010010111000010101100100100100001101010000011111010010011010100110101001010100101010101010100101011010010010101010110010110010100100010101010101010

How do you know if your teacher is gay? Ask him if he is gay.

2 tomatoes walk across a road tomato 1 gets hit by a car tomato 2 gets confused, because tomatoes don't have legs and therefore cannot "walk across a road" And furthermore, a tomato does not have a brain, and thus cannot get confused.

What worse than the holocaust? Danny's.

What is a homeless man for Halloween? A garbage bag

What did the Asian bookkeeper say to the Jewish dog? I love you

If a fish eats fish bait, and a dog eats dog bait, what does a master eat? Anything he feels like eating at the given moment provided it is in accordance to his diet and beliefs.

Your mother is SO wealthy, that she should help stop the poor children in Africa from starving by donating some spare change to the Let's-Help-Stop-The-Poor-Little-African-Children-From-Starving donation center. -not a real place!!!!!

How did Swiper steal Dora's stuff? He shot her and then took her backpack.

how many A.D.D. kids does it take to screw in a lightbulb?lets go play!

Why wasn't the black guy allowed into the bar? Because the bar was closed.

Why didn't the pro-choice, pregnant woman have an abortion? It was a planned pregnancy.

What did Uncle Timmy give to Little John for his birthday? Sodomy.

Whats the difference between a jewish man wearing a fedora and glass of almond milk? Ones a glass of almond milk.

What has the head of a lion, the body of a mule, and the penis of a seal? Nothing... what the hell did you think it was? Are you on drugs or something?

Hey, why are asians yellow and africans brown? I'm colorblind.

What's the difference between a girlfriend and a wife? You aren't married to a girlfriend.

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What would Hitler say if you give him a sandwich? Thankyou!

This is a joke setup.

The Rock: What is your name? Jeff: My name is... The Rock: IT DOESN'T MATTER WHAT YOUR NAME IS!

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