Cancer.

How do you make a plumber cry? Tell him that Luigi beat him to the princess

one swipe, i call this one the cinderella story if you HAH! know what i mean, Paul....are you ok?....nooo...., you know the lettuce in antarctica is pretty questionable

What do you call a black woman that's blind and has 1 leg? Handicapped

WNBA

What kind of a prediction is THAT?

Does your face hurt? Because if it does, you might want to see a doctor.

i jack off in the school bathroom #yolo -toby limbers

Yo momma is so fat, that she is not able to wear the clothes she wore the previous year.

A guy walks into a bar. He was an alcoholic and it was destroying his family.

Why was maddison sad Becasue he was born with a fucking gay name

What's sad about three black men driving over a cliff?

Why are you reading this joke? There is this nice 'Bad Idea T-Shirts' ad right there.

What's worse than five babies in one trash can? One baby in five trash cans.

Whats worse than finding a jew in you bed. Jake skellern

Your mom is absolutely pefect. This makes me love HIM.

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Your momma is so dumb she has to have weekly tutoring to help understand finding the value of x in an equation.

What's worse than finding a Worm in your Apple? being Mauled to death.

whats bloody and mingen Scabbaz head

if you give somebody a dollar and they give you a different dollar you both have a dollar

jay hefti is so cool and alex askew is hot

Q: How do you confuse a blond A: You don't they are born that way

A women driver prepares to park in a small space between to cars on the side of a road. She safely and flawlessy parallel parks, and proceeds to enter a nearby coffe shop for an important business meeting.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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