- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

What did the chicken say when it crossed the road? Nothing. Chickens can't talk.

Why can't Jimmy walk ever again? Because when he was 12 his father mistook him for a plank of wood a sawed his legs off. We may realise here that this prohibits him from walking.

why didnt the chicken cross the road? It was getting tired of the jokes

Why did the chicken cross the road? It had places to be

since when?

If pro is the opposite of con, then what is the opposite of progress? Regression.

what do you call a kid without arms and legs? Freak

What is red,brown and stinks? A deer that's hit by a car

when life throws you lemons your an idiot because it wont

What's worse than stubbing your toe? Nothing.

wheres binladin? at the bottom of the sea wanking over amy winehouse

Why weren't there any black people at the book sale? Black people don't read.

How do you get someone to come out of the closet? Unlock it

How do you shoot a basketball? With your hands

If you are riding on a broomstick and it breaks in the middle of the ocean... How many pieces of toast does it take to fill a light house? Purple, because Oranges cannot fly.

I'm dressing up as a shia for halloween

why did the grandpa drop his big mak??? Because an army tank hit him

Person 1-How do you spell pulmonary embolism? Person 2-P-U-L-M-O-N-A-R-Y E-M-B-O-L-I-S-M. Person 1- Thanks. Person 2- Your Welcome.

How much Is a free app on my market?

What did your mom say when Quinn Griffith Randel walked in the door? Hi.

Why doesn't a woman need a wrist watch? It is rapidly becoming outdated and most cellphones these days have the time, but if they like the style they are free to use one.

my name is Jacob sartorious

knock knock who's there doctor doctor who No

What happens when you cross a dog and a cat? Something.

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