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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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KNOCK! KNOCK! Who's there?! ... Ditched again!

Why is the little boy so smart? He tries in school and hes asian

Its a bird...its a plane....it IS a plane

A man walks into a bar and brings a Snickers. He gets a beer, eats the candy, and leaves leaving the wrapper. The bartender is angry with the littering but cleans it up and serves another customer.

A man walks up to a horse and asks, "why the long face?" The horse stares back at him, blankly. The man then sits and ponders his life, sad that he now tries to communicate with horses and realizes that his eccentricity is probably the reason his marriage failed.

Whats gayer than driving a prius Buttsex

What did the Homosexual say to the Southern American? I'm A Homosexual. What did the Southern American say back? I Respect That.

What did the young girl say to her step-dad? Nothing. She no longer talks to him after years and years of sexual abuse which left her emotionally scarred.

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I had sex with my mother in law

Q: What did the Big Bad Wolf say to Little Red Riding Hood? A: Nothing, wolfs are mentally nor physically capable of talking

How do you make someone think your wierd? Pretend to be a panda.

Why did the boy cross the road He didnt he got hit by a car

Why did John fall down the stairs? Because John is a paraplegic and there wasn't a sufficient wheelchair ramp at his access.

How do u get a baby to stop choking? Take ur c*ck out if its mouth!!!

when im sad im feel horny i rape little children -jimmy saville , last words of the diary

can people thumb up the evil dead statment below please... its important to me. (and the cup joke below) thanks people , ur great.

Yo mamma's so old... oh way no she's dead

how many jews can you fit in a volkenswagen? 2 jews in the front 2 jews in the back 15 jews in the ashtray

E= McVagina

What makes 10 year olds laugh? Se x Jokes.

whats 2+2? 4

Knock Knock Whose there? Boo I don't know anyone by the name of Boo. Go away

Hey I just met? you and this is crazy I have alzheimers Hey I just met you

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