How many Jews can you fit in a car? 2 in the front, 2 in the back. And 6 million in the ashtray

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

What is the result of a couples' feud? 96.

What did Obama say to Hilary? Will you be my secretary of state?

Why couldn't the blonde screw in the light bulb?? - she happened to be autistic

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Question: Whats worse then getting hit by a bus? Answer: Getting hit by a train.

Hearpin my durp

Did you know Hellen Keller had a dollhouse in her backyard? Neither did she.

Why did the blond put a condom on her hear? So, she would not get hearing ads.

Wanna know something funny? Your face

What do you get when a bulldog and shitzu reproduce? A litter of extremely cute puppies.

69

How can you upset Helen Keller? In Braille spell out that she can't see or hear the hunger games

Religion.

How do you confuse Helen Keller? You don't. She's dead.

What's neon green and has 69 legs? Nothing that I know of, but it would be an interesting creature

yolo mother f-uckaaaa

Nicole Ritchie walks into a grocery store.

What do you call the twin towers? An airport

A black man walks into an abbatoir.

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because I threw a fridge at her.

what did the 3 hispanic men say to the fat guy? you're in our seats

How do you know there's an elephant in your refrigerator? Look at your refrigerator.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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