What's the difference between Megan Fox and a dead baby? I'll eat Megan Fox before I fuck her.

What did the catholic priest say to the naked boy where are your clothes?

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? She had no arms

How many software professionals does it take to get a file committed to source control? Well, today it took five.

What do you call a black man in an envelope? A tiny black man

John Rustenburg at the dinner table

KASEEM IS CRAP AT GEARS OF WAR THIS IS NOT A JOKE ITS TRUE (FACT) PLAYSTATION IS BETTER THEN XBOX (BIGGEST JOKE EVER) IV HAD BOTH, SO SHUT UP PS3 BOYS AKA GIRLS

Did you hear about the guy whose whole left side was cut off? He's alright now.

Q: What do janitors and nuns have in common? A: They can't fly.

McDonald's... Giving people with swag jobs since 1942.

Q: Why did the Asian fail his driving test? A: Lack of concentration on the road and low knowledge of functioning a car.

Suzie hates cancer, Her granny got killed by a driver that suffered from it

What did the pornstar do after the film shoot? Called her parents and said she had a good day at work as a receptionist at a law firm. She is too ashamed to admit her real profession to them. She then cried profusely.

Your mother is a very respectable woman.

Whis a racist rapist etter than a non-racist rapist? less women getting raped

What's heavy, black, and when hanging by a rope from a tree, makes white people happy? A tire, in any white football player's backyard.

A woman leaves the kitchen.

Why did the boys uncle stop calling him? His uncle died of cancer 3 months ago.

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How do you keep a puppy warm? You throw it in the fire...

What do you call you're mum? Depends who's reading it or just mum

Why did Johnny stop walking halfway to school? A fridge fell on him.

Paragnormal Activity: The confused sequels. My wife literally had an heart attack 5/5! -Awesome reviews. I am going to need therapy for the rest of my life! 5 out of 5 stars! -Star reviews THIS MOVIE KILLED MY DOG! 4.5/5 -Petlovers I literally died! 10/10 -Rotten Potatoes.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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