What's worse than a bee sting? 2 bee stings What's worse than 2 bee stings? The holocaust. Whats worse than the holocaust? 3 bee stings.

Why can't black people swim? Cause poop don't float!

An asian is driving a car. He observes the speed limit and uses his turning signals while switching lanes.

What did the orphan get for Christmas. A key chain.

What is green and had wheels? Grass. I lied about the wheels.....

A man sat on a chair

A woman walked into a bar. She dragged her drunk husband off his stool and left.

Why did the dog stop barking. It was given a good reason to.

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why was the chinese man so good at math it was his favorite subject

How do you stop a baby alien from crying? Watch what its mother does to soothe it and then try and copy that.

How do you fit 1000 Jews into a car? You can't. You'd need a much larger vehicle.

WHATS BROWN AND SMELLS LIKE CRAP!?!?!?!?!?!?!? crap

The women if the wnba are good at basketball

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A black man walks up to the cashier with twenty buckets of KFC and seventeen gallons of grape Kool - Aid. The cashier says, "Do you want a bag for those?"

why is 6 afraid of 7? because 6 is a capitalist and 7 is a communist

What did the Farmer say when he lost his tractor? "Wheres my tractor?"

Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants? It was a cold day

What's worse than kicking your dog? Eating it.

I thought I was a bird and I could fly Gravity painfully reminded me I was only a human

What's black, white, and red all over? Half of a dalmatian.

What do homeless people get at Christmas? Cold.

How do you kill half of Mexico? You use nuclear weapons in major cities.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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