- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the prostitute survive the gunshot? She was wearing a bulletproff vest.

Hey I just met you, and this is Crazy, but I think I Love You, so have my baby! ;)

When Life gives you lemons, Make Orange Juice!

I tried to call my friend in Haiti. It went straight to vibrate.....

A large man goes into a restaurant and places his order The waiter asks if he would like the weight watchers menu He says no because he doesnt care about his weight

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs floating in a lake? Bob.

This one time at band camp... I played an instrument and learned to march with the rest of my school's band.

How old is george washington? anyway thats not the point your pregnant

wanna no wats not funny........ aids

Man who wrote "The Hokey Pokey" died. Hard part was getting him into the coffin. They put his left leg in and then the trouble started..

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "Why the long face?" The horse replies "My wife just died from pancreatic cancer."

Dylan Hodge fingered himself. Hah.

What did the fat man do when someone told him he was fat? He kept eating, for he was deaf.

2 guys get into a fight over a girl.....the girl walks out

What did the Africans get for dinner? Nothing.

What is yellow and fluffy? Green fluff, I lied about the yellow part.

A black guy and a mexican are in the backseat of a car, who's driving Their designated driver who they carefully selected as someone they thought had enough self-control to not drink and could get both of them home safely

Q:what do you call a black man flying a plane? A: a pilot

Why did Susie fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Susie.

Why did the guy fly? Because he steped on a landmine

What do you call a kid with no arms and no legs? names.

What's the difference between a turtle and a fish? Turtles aren't fish.

Q: Why do black people drink Grape Soda? A: Because it queches their thirst, and satisfies them.

A caterpillar walks into a bar. I don't know how he opened the door.

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