- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did Charlie Sheen say to Rebecca Black? If you care about the punchline I hate you.

Why did Winston Churchill cross the road? Grave robbery has become a huge problem lately in the United Kingdom.

Why do black people log onto blackpeoplemeet.com? To meet black people.

A man walks into a bar. What does he say? Ouch!

Is your plant made out of Osmium, Molybdenum, Silicon and Sulfur? Because it's going through OsMoSiS. That was just a joke, not a pick up line. Unless I was giving a pick-up line to your plant, which I definitely wasn't...

What do you call a boy with no arms or legs? Chris

What's the difference between a plumber and a husband? Both fuck the same women when the other is away.

Why was the school field trip cancelled? The Holocaust.

Why did the squirrel cross the... Squash

Why did the car go down the road? Someone was driving it. Why did the car stop? Because he suddenly fell and had a stroke.

What do you call a black man sitting on his porch in the middle of the night playing a guitar? A Musician.

Why is Keven's name spelled with an E Because his parents are black.

Whu did the boy drop his cheeseburger? Because the school janitor whacked him with a mallet.

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What did George Washingtn say to is men before crossing the Delaware? Men, get in the boat.

How do u kill a mocking bird ? Stab it

If Africa had more mosquito nets, millions, MILLIONS of mosquitoes would die for hunger.

How do you fall off a building... JUMP.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I have narcolepsy.

Whats the worst part of Chemotharapy? The Cancer.

What's the difference between Vagisil and Black People? They are disgusting!

WWII veteran screamed! "You damn yellow monkey" "But sir......my fur is brown!" Replied the monkey.

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