- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the worste part about alzheimer's disease? You forgot you have AIDS.

Kenneth kaniff takes his hat off then he meets cosmic panda with kevin the zebra because chuck norris ate a chili pepper.

A very unattractive girl bent over in front of me. I proceeded to be sick, and then I choked on my sick. I died. My family mourn my death every day.

Why is an orange, orange. Because you can't clean a window with a spade.

Where do 4 Mexicans in a car go? In the Car Pool lane.

Two guys walk into a bar. The third guy ducks.

i was going to say a gay joke butt f*** it.

Roses are red, Violets are red, I'm bleeding, Shit.

An old couple walks up to me and says, "can you take our picture? It's our 50th anniversary." I reply, "sure." Then I pull the man to the side and ask, "how do you make a relationship last so long? I can't make one last 50 days let alone years." He leans in and says, "cheat"

There is no joke here, stop reading.

Why did little Timmy start crying? Because he was shot.

3 men walk into a bar. The fourth one ducks. Thumbs up if you get it.

knock knock who's there? Bill Bill who? Bill Smith, we went to high school together. Oh hey Bill, come on in.

Sticks and stones may break my bones and they can also break cars.

Knock, knock. Whose there? Tits. Tits, who? SUCK EM'!

Why didn't Jeffrey become a butler? He did become a butler.

Nicolas Cage's acting.

Whats worse than purple nurples? Having the period

Why did the old lady cross the road? Why not.

Q: Why did the bird fall out of the tree? A: It was dead Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: It was stapled to the bird

What did the scientist call a spider? An arachnid.

the police there was several calls from people in the sarounding area who heard screaming from ur basement

what do you call a deer with no eyes? no eye deer! -jpow

Like why period? Why can't mother nature just call and be like ''Wassup girl? You're not pregnant, I'll talk to you next month.''

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