why was tommy so sad?............because he had a frog stapled to his face.

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Q: What happened when three lions escaped from the zoo? A: Animal patrol came and tranquilized all three.. Unfortunantly one of the lions died from to much tranq.

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Why was Rosa Parks forced to sit in the back of the bus? Every seat wsa taken, and the back was her only option

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why couldn't the the black man get a job? because he doesn't posses the correct work ethic.

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-_- i like trains ... -_-

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how many alzheimer's patients does it take to change a lightbulb? usually one but depending on the severity of the patients' case the lightbulb will be changed by a person who is willing to offer their assistance as to prevent any form of accident taking place.

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A brown haired girl and a blonde girl are driving through a cornfield. Because of this illegal activity, they are sent to court and given 8 years in the state prison.

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what is long and bare? polonaise to the pediatric ward what is short and bald? same polonaise, 3 weeks later

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KASEEM IS CRAP AT GEARS OF WAR THIS IS NOT A JOKE ITS TRUE (FACT) PLAYSTATION IS BETTER THEN XBOX (BIGGEST JOKE EVER) IV HAD BOTH, SO SHUT UP PS3 BOYS AKA GIRLS

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What do gay guys eat? Normal food like every other human being.

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whats green and has wings ? a flying patch of astro turf

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How many New Yorkers does it take to screw in a lightbulb? usually one new yorker.

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How do u bring a dead person to life? U dont.

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how long is a peice of string howeverlong you want to make it

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A baby seal walks into a club.... Oh....

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whats better then 10 babies nailed to 1 tree... 1 baby nailed to 10 trees!

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A guy walks up to a girl and says: " hey can I have your number so can I have your text you later?" she says " no" he says " why ?" she says" guess" He says " look if you don't like me thats okay, " he gets up and walks away, turns out she doesn't have a cell phone, she was gonna give him her house number to call.

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A.how does a penguin change a light bulb? A.the same way all other penguins change a lightbulb

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What was the first thing the mother did when her baby was born? Weep. The baby was a was a stillborn.

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wuts the diference between a black guy and arab? black guy kills whitye guy arab lijkes black guy (no jews or **** thou)

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the jokes are repetitive on this site

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What did hitler say to the bartender? Nothing he's dead.

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Why did the monkey fall out the tree, He was dead

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Bumper Sticker: I Brake for Stop Signs

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