Why was timmy having trouble with his homework? Because lobotomies were a forced practice in the 1950's.

Why didn't the caterpillar turn into a butterfly? Because it was a cheeto

Prostitution is bad.......

What do you call a black person with dandruff.... A lamington

Look, gullible is written in the sky! The man looks up and there it is.

What do you call a white man in the middle of Mexico City? Dave.

How do u get Hitler out of a car? You open the door.

what hurts more than a stab wound? two stab wounds

Did you hear about the Asian boy that entered the piano competition? He died yesterday.

What's green and red and goes a hundred miles an hour? A frog in a blender.

why harry potter, if he was a wizard?

Q: What did the kid with no arms and legs get for Christmas. A: A bicycle.

What did the german get for christmas? an Easy-Bake oven and a G.I. Jew

What do you call a girl with no arms or legs on the beach? Sandy What do you call that girl tossed into the water? Sandy Duncan

What does Osama Bin Laden and the typical Western man have in common? Extensively modern ppoorrnnoo-graphic collections.

How do you kill a Jew? The same way you kill any person. It could be gunshot, strangulation, hanging, poison etc. They are the same as every other human being, so you would kill them just like any other human being.

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Why do women wear perfume and makeup? They smell bad and they're ugly.

why did the ginger get made fun of? because he had red hair

A:Hi, do you like to blow bubbles? B:Yea... A:Hi, my names bubbles

What's faster than a black man running with your tv His brother with your XBOX

Why is the sky blue? Because bicycles have two tires

-Your mom worked as a prostitute and died a virgin.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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