- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Suzie was in a traumatizing accident resulting in her arms getting cut off. Knock Knock? Whos There? Not Suzie.

Why did the black girl and white guy have sex? Because they were both sexually attracted to each other.

What time is it when an elephant sits on your fence? Time to call animal control.

How do you stop a bus? Press the brakes

yo mommas so ugly that everyone died.

Q: What happened when three lions escaped from the zoo? A: Animal patrol came and tranquilized all three.. Unfortunantly one of the lions died from to much tranq.

Why was Rosa Parks forced to sit in the back of the bus? Every seat wsa taken, and the back was her only option

why was tommy so sad?............because he had a frog stapled to his face.

why couldn't the the black man get a job? because he doesn't posses the correct work ethic.

-_- i like trains ... -_-

A brown haired girl and a blonde girl are driving through a cornfield. Because of this illegal activity, they are sent to court and given 8 years in the state prison.

how many alzheimer's patients does it take to change a lightbulb? usually one but depending on the severity of the patients' case the lightbulb will be changed by a person who is willing to offer their assistance as to prevent any form of accident taking place.

KASEEM IS CRAP AT GEARS OF WAR THIS IS NOT A JOKE ITS TRUE (FACT) PLAYSTATION IS BETTER THEN XBOX (BIGGEST JOKE EVER) IV HAD BOTH, SO SHUT UP PS3 BOYS AKA GIRLS

whats green and has wings ? a flying patch of astro turf

What do gay guys eat? Normal food like every other human being.

what is long and bare? polonaise to the pediatric ward what is short and bald? same polonaise, 3 weeks later

How do u bring a dead person to life? U dont.

How many New Yorkers does it take to screw in a lightbulb? usually one new yorker.

whats better then 10 babies nailed to 1 tree... 1 baby nailed to 10 trees!

how long is a peice of string howeverlong you want to make it

A baby seal walks into a club.... Oh....

What was the first thing the mother did when her baby was born? Weep. The baby was a was a stillborn.

A.how does a penguin change a light bulb? A.the same way all other penguins change a lightbulb

What's gay, has ten eyes and is gay. One D. Kelvin Yang.

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