What is black, often hung by a rope on a tree, and something white people like to play with? A tire swing.

Batman and Superman switched sidekicks. Superman didn't want Robin.

What happened when the Texan saw snow for the first time? He said "Oh my goodness this is cool"

roses are blood violets are veins vampires are crazy and you are insane

What do you look for in a woman? a pulse.

Your momma's so stupid, her IQ is below average.

What time is it when grandpa sits ontop of a telephone pole and throws pineapples at people? Time to go to a nursing home

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a pedophile.

John is typing... *2 seconds later" John: Hi

A mans opinion.

A man walks into work and massacres 20 due to a mental illness.

What does a baby sound like being cooked in the microwave. I don't know I was to busy masterbating.

Why is John gay? Because he enjoys the penis

When I get aroused I get a solid snake

If your uncle helped you off An horse, would you help your uncle jack off an horse?

What's big, black and hard to swallow? A bowling ball.

Two men walk into a bar, the third one ducks.

She is so fast We call her Email Instead of Emily...

Chuck Norris once walked into a strip club, and had quite a nice time indeed!

What did the little boy say after he was pushed off the cliff? Nothing. He died, therefore, he is incapable of speaking.

What's a pirate's favorite school subject? Pirate math.

A man violently raped a small child. Unfortunately the child had aids and gave them to the man.

What did the lady find out when she went to the doctor. She had breast cancer.

Q: Why did the plane crash? A: Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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