How do you make a mother at the playground cry? You steal her 3 year old daughter

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

Why did suzy fall of the swing? -she had no arms... Why couldn't she get back up? -she had no friends

so 3 guys walk into a bar.....the 4th one ducks

Your momma's so stupid that as a child she was often afraid to show her report card to her parents, for fear of their disapproval.

Onions are like loved ones... They are both nouns. And you cry when you cut into them.

What's the difference between a fine wine and a dead baby in a blender? One gets better as it ages, and the other is a horrific accident.

Guess how old my lil bro is...Well your wrong cause he's dead.

a woman leaves the kitchen.......

Why was 6 scared of 7? Because 7 8 had a lot of PCP went crazy and shoved a gun down 6's throat

How do you get santa to stop delivering presents? Kill your parents.

Two men are walking along the Great Wall of China. "Do you know how many years it took to build this?" one man asked. "Yes," the other replied. "Me too."

Your momma's so fat that she has a body fat percentage of 37 and is clinically overweight.

the jokes are repetitive on this site

Why did the gecko cross the road.... Because he saw great deals on car insurance!!!

Why do the piglets have their heads down low? Because they are ashamed that their mom is fat.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, This doesnt rhyme, Microwave.

Did you know brown and green rhyme? Just not with each other.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was black

whats 2+2? 4

politically correct!

Q: What did Cyclops say to Wolverine? A: "We're both X-Men!"

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What is brown and sticky. Hot chocolate.

Anti Joke

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