- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q:Why did the cop arrest the black guy with a gun? A: because he shot a family and when the funeral was held he cooked a grenade killed everyone and peed on there grave, later he rapped two dogs and stabbed a crippled then tea bagged a horse to death.

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What does a person and a tree have in common? You can knock them down if you hit them repeatedly with an axe.

Q: What's black and white and red all over? A: A penguin in a blender.

Do you work at subway? Because I often enjoy eating there and i think the food is pretty good. I do not however eat there everyday because i might get overweight and get a eating disorder.

3 men walk into a bar. they all take a cab home to keep from having an accident due to their intoxication.

What do you call a man with a shovel through his head? Unless he was carrying ID when he died; John Doe.

What do you call a cow that went through a earth quake? A dead cow.

justin Beiber is gay. what else is there to say...

Q: How many dead babies can you fit into a bathtub? A: Depends on the size of the tub and the size of the babies.

Two muffins are baking in an oven. The muffins do not talk or move, because they not living.

what makes reed stop talking? LYRENS SHARPENED PENCIL

A daring man proclaimed "Well, here goes nothing!" as his FaceBook status, and all his friends were annoyed.

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whats your name? bumder:)

How do you kill chuck norris? With a gun...from 40 feet away

I have had depression for several years and have recently been diagnosed with diabetes. I therefore drink diet soda and have sugar free snacks. Which leads to diahrea. Lots of diahrea.

Roses are red, violets are blue, suck my tip and call me Regi.

Making a good analogy is like making a chocolate sundae; either way there are simply no reindeer left, and the glass of water you once had is now gone.

Why did the boy lose his watch? Who cares? It was a shitty-ass watch.

how do you get a black guy out of a tree? ask himnicely and if he doesn't promptly call the fire department

Walruses are basically saber-toothed seals. That does not affect the fact that they are awesome.

Two mooses were sitting in a tree, minding their own business, when suddenly a submarine came flying. "He probably lives here." The first moose said to the other.

A man with a white bed sheet on his body and head grimaced at a black man. He said to the black man, can you help me with my ghost costume? Something in the back is poking me and it hurts.

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