What's the difference between a duck and a belt? One floats in water and I don't remember the rest but you are a whore.

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Jesus said unto John, "Come forth and receive eternal life." But, John came fifth and won a toaster.

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What did your mom say after she went sky diving? Nothing, her parachute didn't open

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an indian woman works at seven eleven. this is because her son has one leg and she needs to pay pay for all the medical needs.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? An Alzheimers's patient. An Alzheimers's patient who? To get to the other side!

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sticks and stones may break my bones but hemophilia will make me bleed to death

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What rhymes with bigger and can jump really high? Tigger

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Q:how man ADD kids does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: I dont know, wanna go ride bikes?

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how many licks does it take to get to the tootsie roll center of a tootsie pop!? thats what she said

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What's the difference between a teacher and a train? A lot.

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What's the difference between a truckload of dead babies and a truckload of bowling balls? You can't unload the bowling balls with a pitchfork.

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Happy Birthday! Your mom is dead!

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While walking along the beach, a man stubs his toe on a half buried lamp. He picks it up, dusts it off, and a enormous Genie appears in front of him. "You have released me from my 10,000 year imprisonment. I will grant you 3 wishes to repay you." says the Genie. The man quickly uses his 1st wish for wealth and the 2nd for the love of a beautiful woman. Unable to think of a 3rd wish and seeing the sunken look on the Genie's face, he wished for the Genie's freedom. The Genie uses his unrestrained powers to kill the man, resurrect Hitler and enslave the human race.

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What's green and has wheels? Grass. I lied about the wheels.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, a bus hit it half way along and it died instantly.

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What's a fail with a bowl on its head, a 30 year old, and a 5 year old at the same time? Justin Beiber

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what did binladin say when he got to hell? oh no. im in hell

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Knock, knock. Knock, knock. Knock, knock. Guess no ones home.

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whats big green and fuzzy and would kill you if it fell out of a tree? a pool table

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"Knock Knock" "Whose there?" "It's who's." The grammar nazi has struck again.

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Have you seen Stevie Wonders house? No Ok

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A Jew walks into a shower. Gased.

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Why was the boy rolling down the hill? Cause he's stupid

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what did the church group do at their picnic? drink the kool aid

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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