Knock Knock! Who's there? The doorbell repair man.

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Whats worse than getting stabbed in nuts? A retarded baby that survived the abortion

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a black kid goes and gets some cereal and spills some flower on him self and he goes to his grandma and says look grandma i`m white and then she slaps him he goes to his grandpa and says look grandpa i`m white and then he slaps him and then he goes to his mom and then says look mom i`m white and then she slaps him then he goes to his dad and then says dad i`ve been white for 20 minutes and i all ready hate yall nigas

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Two hunters are out in the woods when one of them collapses. He doesn't seem to be breathing and his eyes are glazed. The other guy whips out his phone and calls the emergency services. He gasps, "My friend is dead! What can I do?". The operator says "Calm down. I can help. First, let's make sure he's dead." There is a silence, then the man returned and said, "My friend does not have a pulse and he is not breathing, so I stand by my prior assumption."

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we sat at the table and began to say graceme my sister, me and my mom we bowed our heads and closed our eyes and said grace we lifted our heads and opend our eyes and the food was gone my mom was gone and the chocolate in my pocket was gone (i wonder who did it lol)

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What's worse than being a ginger? Being a soulless ginger

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A gorilla walks into a bar and orders a beer. The bartender stands speechless due to the ridiculousness of the situation -Tag

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what is the difference between a black person and a little boy with autism .... the boy with autism is smarter with more education than the black person

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Why did the beachball get sad after it was deflated? Beachballs don't have emotions.

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Friends are a lot like snow You pee on them, they disappear

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hi do you like guitars? cool i dont

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There are four worms walking in a straight line. The first worm says, "Hey, there's a worm walking behind me!" The second worm says, "Hey, there's a worm walking behind me, too!" The third worm says, "Hey, there's a worm walking behind me, too!" The fourth worm says, "Hey, there's a worm walking behind me, too!" How can this be? ...the fourth worm lied!

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A christian, a Jew, and a muslim walk into a bar. They order their drinks and have a good night because no one knows they are all of different religions.

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Whats black and white and red all over? A multicultural parade where they all are wearing red clothes.

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How can you put 2 elephants in a bottle without touching each other. You put an elephant between them.

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Your mom is so fat that she has to wear large clothing.

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What would you call the fatty cranial mass surrounding a malignant tumor? Ted Kennedy's Head.

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why did the white man jump out of the car? because the car was crashing

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Chuck Norris doesn't wait in traffic, he takes the subway

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What did the boy with no social skills say to the bully? I KNOW U ARE BUT WHAT AM I

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This is not an anti joke.

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Yo mamas so fat We are all concerned for her health

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